Animals·Posted on 13 Dec 2018100 Dog Tweets From 2018 That I Guarantee Will Make You LaughDogs make everything better.by Jenna GuillaumeEditor-at-Large, BuzzFeed AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Paris @sweatingalready I’m late to work cuz I followed this dog for 3 blocks in the wrong direction 02:14 PM - 30 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Blaine @_BlaineB “Sir lower your voice” 06:46 PM - 08 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Justina❁࿊ @tinadola7 so my sister just tried feeding my dog spinach and i’m SCREAMING !! LOOK AT HIS FACE WHEN HE REALIZES💀😭 10:07 PM - 09 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. laura j. brown @laurjbrown IS THIS GONE GIRL 07:36 PM - 27 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Erica J. @TheNYCFilmChick Good Afternoon. My parents’ dog locked himself in the shower and spent the better part of an hour trying to lick his way out.... 09:13 PM - 01 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. hallmark channel's countdown to caitmas @chaeronaea please enjoy this video i found on reddit of a dog trying to steal another smaller dog 07:39 PM - 07 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. BV @bvbillionaire My dog just posts up like he’s in the club judging ppl 09:42 PM - 23 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. jensen kendall @jensenmares He constantly thinks the screen door is closed, so we have to pretend to open it for him to come inside 01:39 AM - 04 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Valerie Eason @valerieeason13 My mom sent me this pic of my dogs tonight and suddenly this is all I can think about 03:34 AM - 01 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. chloe copley @chloecopley_05 my dog has ear medicine she needs and the other one also thinks he needs it too.. nobody has the heart to tell him it’s pretend.. 04:01 AM - 12 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Megan Frantz @megsfrantz have not stopped thinking about this since I saw it. it’s so good 04:26 PM - 27 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Neva @vnevah Today marks a year since I paid nearly £200 to be told my dog was faking struggling to breathe in order to be carried. 10:38 AM - 06 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. tina le @t1nale me when i wake up vs. when i’m finally ready to go out 06:22 AM - 26 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. yung ferbreze @capnsaveahood i felt like sharing this video of my dog straight chillin 04:00 AM - 25 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. manu 想像 @soloariana girl what's wrong whith u come back down 06:59 PM - 21 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Alexandra Kleeman @AlexKleeman In case you missed my dog learning how to eat a string bean 05:51 PM - 16 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Jemele Hill @jemelehill PER MY LAST EMAIL 01:12 PM - 31 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. KLHJR @_BadTrucker_ This how dads be when somebody coming in their house that they never seen before 11:38 AM - 11 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Christine Nangle @nanglish My dog Philby has to take allergy meds everyday but he doesn’t need to know that. 11:25 PM - 21 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Lydia Dana @LydiaDana3 I’m Max’s dog sitter and max was very happy to see me today🤗 06:41 AM - 06 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. ABC13 Houston @abc13houston Dog escapes, then rings doorbell to get back inside https://t.co/Cwcqe1QYmE 12:15 AM - 28 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom ᵗʳᵉᵃᵗ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ 06:14 PM - 11 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. lyd @lyddcov I’m crying 😂😂😂 how is axel gonna try to sneak up on diesel when he’s right in front of him 03:16 PM - 10 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. meg ☾ @jegan__mones You howl all you want Charleston, honey 07:41 PM - 30 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Andrew O. @TheOrvedahl I have to share my dog going bananas in the leaves so you can see at least one happy thing on here today. 03:10 AM - 28 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. ari @arianakirei sound on to save a life 08:31 PM - 02 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Audrey Rosenstein @Audreyrosenstei my dog made a huge mess and then had the audacity to just sit and chill while i cleaned it up i mean LOOK AT HIS LITTLE ARM 10:05 PM - 24 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Joe @_whitejoe_ I GOT MY DOG A LIFE JACKET AND SHE FORGOT HOW TO BE A DOG 10:35 PM - 11 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Oregon I.T. not IT ⚾ @OregonJOBS2 The dog dragged the sprinkler through the pet door... 08:40 PM - 19 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Holly M @Holly_Monson Well it was a nice lake day until my dog nearly drowned my sister 09:30 PM - 08 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE Look at the happiness on the dog's face after his big jump 😂😂 08:43 PM - 28 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Camryn Springman @camryns520 when you’re in an arguement with your man and he say something kinda true :/ 12:55 AM - 11 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. K. @NotEthiopian Look at this little fucker after I took her bone away from her (she was choking on it 🙄). 01:23 AM - 24 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. Fluffy @FluffyFrens he giraffe 03:46 PM - 03 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. yall seen that movie about the rat that can cook? @deadliidev i put my dog on the trampoline for .3 seconds and she became an electric type pokemon 06:12 PM - 08 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. jenelle @JenelleBnstr The way my dog eats watermelon is everything 😂 01:42 AM - 05 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. Jillian Christine @JillEngel_ I’m a school photographer and we got to take a service dog’s picture for the yearbook today 😭😭😭 01:08 PM - 03 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. smol animals @smolanimals such a happy boy 01:34 AM - 25 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. 𝓽𝓸𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 ☠️ 𝓫𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓬𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓼 @m33gs what doing 07:25 AM - 17 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. brooke🐉 @br00kee_b My dog just got surgery because he tore a ligament in his knee so they had to shave him and now you can see his lil butt crack 05:19 PM - 12 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. Bevo @Bivsterr Why does ma Nana’s dog look like he’s trying tae see what he wants tae order from the chippy 08:29 PM - 09 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. Elliott @jelacour the internet made me do this 06:33 PM - 13 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 43. ⚓️🦂NITRO CHIEF🦂⚓️ @JayMalyuk78 Zeus spilled his treats so I put him in the other room so I could clean up and look at this mofo 07:04 PM - 02 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. yung sonnet @KaelyrianSteel I walked back into my apartment, greeted with the most “and where you been?” stance. Fam, just the gym and the store. 06:32 PM - 09 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 45. ALEXANDRIA🧸 @alexandria3k please look at this picture of me and my dog with spooky socks on 03:39 AM - 13 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 46. Nach @nachochessedoe Watch for a surprise 😂 02:31 AM - 09 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 47. DΛMIΣП @OriginalDamien The debate on how a dog would wear a pants is over 😂😂 07:17 AM - 02 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 48. Vincent Adultman @ThaTrail CRUELLA DEVILLEEEEE CRUELLA DEVILLEEEEE IF SHE DOESNT SCARE YOUUU NO EVIL THING WILLLLLL 05:56 PM - 05 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 49. Humor And Animals @humorandanimals just throw the damn frisbee 10:09 PM - 29 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 50. Clint Falin @ClintFalin dogs are so intelligent that they can assist the blind with daily tasks. also dogs: (camilla_andersen91 IG) 07:22 PM - 16 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 51. ariana @itsthymee my dog’s best friend is a brick 04:38 AM - 30 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 52. FullMakeup Alchemist @jaysc0 he wait 05:27 PM - 13 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 53. Sean Herron @seanherron I was riding BART today when a man and his extremely large Great Dane stepped aboard the train. It was a bit busy, so he told the dog to stand up and the dog flat out STOOD ON TWO LEGS AND RODE THE TRAIN THROUGH THE TRANSBAY TUBE. 05:35 PM - 15 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 54. Puppy Lover @PupsPorn Ever been so scared you do a 360 spook? 12:01 PM - 23 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 55. Paul Bronks @BoringEnormous "just get in the car, Sandra, I'll explain on the way" 11:21 AM - 08 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 56. Sophie @sophieinnes_ Sitting in a bar in malia and we ask the guy to take a picture of us, and he was like do u want the dog in the pic, and we were like aye why not, result being 10:29 PM - 13 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 57.  @vinnybrack This is my favorite video ever and it’s very important to me 02:42 PM - 04 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 58. Land of cuteness @landpsychology Just a brother from another mother... 08:55 AM - 13 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 59. hallmark channel's countdown to caitmas @chaeronaea THE GOODEST BAD BOYS 02:42 AM - 10 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 60. Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe Spoon is cheaper than change the whole fence. 11:15 AM - 01 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 61. Clint Falin @ClintFalin SUPER DOGS ARE HERE TO SAVE U ...but we’re a little clumsy. (chiefpups on instagram) 02:59 PM - 28 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 62. brina @byebrina big stick energy 11:23 PM - 28 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 63. annie elaine 🥳 @anniebananieee_ Saw this at petsmart today... 04:59 AM - 18 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 64. Bree @_breezzz Baby fever AND puppy fever oh no no no 09:45 PM - 13 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 65. hope dibby @bonnieventure i dont use the words absolute unit lightly but let me say.........this is 05:01 AM - 15 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 66. jesse @virgoprincxss MY DOG WENT TO TARGET AND LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS 08:49 PM - 03 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 67. Annika Bobb @annika_bobb my mom just sent me this video of my dog stealing her phone i’m crying im laughing so hard 01:55 AM - 22 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 68. Sara ||-// @bIurrysara i tried using the superzoom option on instagram with my dog and this happened 08:05 PM - 07 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 69. Rude Worm @badmoodrude Every time I'm in the shower my dog stares at me, worried, and he must assume I'm upset in here (because he hates baths) so he thinks if he drops his toy in that I'll feel better 03:25 PM - 13 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 70. Jamie Underwood @Jamieunderrwood Scariest dog I’ve ever seen 😬💀😂 08:25 PM - 15 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 71. Alyssa Gutierrez @gr80nes toby knows how to have a good time 08:53 PM - 29 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 72. spooky lex @spoooky_lex THERE IS A RANDOM LOOSE DOG IN MY 8 AM I CANNOT MAKE THIS UP 01:06 PM - 20 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 73. emme 🌻 @emmethompsonn someone called the police on my dog because he ran away and attacked a deer and i know this is serious but the sight of him in the cop car i’m alskdjfhsgh 😂😂😭😭 06:21 PM - 14 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 74. Victoria/V.E. Schwab @veschwab Mum: we don’t spoil the dogs. Also Mum: we can’t sit on the chaises, the dogs got there first. 07:21 PM - 06 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 75. camdycane🎅 @cameronwilson hope you don’t mind pda 05:28 AM - 06 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 76. Clint Falin @ClintFalin Dogs are so amazing and can detect things like diseases in humans. Also dogs: 11:19 PM - 31 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 77. mads. @mpbbbee Heard a big ass crash in my bedroom.... 01:56 AM - 20 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 78. Caleb Hull 🎅🏼🌲🎁 @CalebJHull “describe your ideal work environment” 08:21 PM - 27 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 79. Halesss @imhalesss “You so fuckin precious when you...” 03:23 AM - 15 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 80. Jack Butcher @jackbutcher_08 If these pictures of my dog sneezing isn’t the funniest thing you’ve seen today I don’t know what is 05:05 PM - 11 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 81. Clint Falin @ClintFalin All dogs should come with a soundtrack. 09:09 PM - 04 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 82. Paul Bronks @BoringEnormous Monday morning work enthusiasm level: 06:17 AM - 30 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 83. ⚓Captain @Duck_Sparrow When I was in Mexico I saw a little sombrero and a little saddle and I knew I had to buy them for this reason 07:54 PM - 05 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 84. Arun Karra @arunkarra_ me after the smallest inconvenience 04:59 PM - 24 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 85. Clint Falin @ClintFalin start the car START THE CAR. (btjaxfrisbee on IG) 12:24 PM - 11 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 86. Ian.0 @Idubbbz 09:41 PM - 03 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 87. Addy @adriana_lowe He was bored at the pub so we put squirrel videos on YouTube. 06:53 PM - 27 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 88. ً @hoemomorphe someone said this dog was xtina i'm cRYING 08:16 AM - 27 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 89. Gabby @gabrielle_le_ the new hospital dogs are getting their pictures taken and 07:08 PM - 25 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 90. alex @cvbiclesdemo I regret trying to take a cute panorama of my dog 11:25 AM - 29 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 91. queen quen @quenblackwell my dog is so beautiful❤️💖😍💕😭 03:22 AM - 05 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 92. Chris Bramwell @ChrisBramwell A month ago Dusty found half a pie in this bush, so every day until the end of time we must closely inspect the Magic Pie Bush. 08:01 PM - 09 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 93. 🎄the bipolar express🎄 @bellemaps IM CRYINGGG I WAS DOIN LEG STRETCHES AND THEN 04:25 AM - 15 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 94. pantomath and polymath @8gnorant My dog just got up to look in the mirror and do this.... 09:59 PM - 05 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 95. Jen Lewis @thisjenlewis This is Penny. We are not in sync. 06:03 PM - 07 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 96. Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman Bizzy is not yet on board with @mariskreizman’s new Bizzy-shaped slippers. 12:47 AM - 01 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 97. Yule Regret This @thefleetislate the nugget is trying to fight individual snowflakes 💀 08:15 PM - 17 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 98. Shaaaani @_ShesAGiraffe Penelopes photo shoot today was a success 💖 01:43 AM - 25 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 99. Paul Bronks @BoringEnormous Everything is awful so I added tap dancing noises to this. 07:23 PM - 25 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 100. The World Of Funny @TheWorldOfFunny Dog steals his owners GoPro 😂😂 01:56 PM - 29 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite