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100 Dog Tweets From 2018 That I Guarantee Will Make You Laugh

Dogs make everything better.

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I’m late to work cuz I followed this dog for 3 blocks in the wrong direction

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so my sister just tried feeding my dog spinach and i’m SCREAMING !! LOOK AT HIS FACE WHEN HE REALIZES💀😭

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Good Afternoon. My parents’ dog locked himself in the shower and spent the better part of an hour trying to lick his way out....

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please enjoy this video i found on reddit of a dog trying to steal another smaller dog

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My dog just posts up like he’s in the club judging ppl

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He constantly thinks the screen door is closed, so we have to pretend to open it for him to come inside

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My mom sent me this pic of my dogs tonight and suddenly this is all I can think about

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my dog has ear medicine she needs and the other one also thinks he needs it too.. nobody has the heart to tell him it’s pretend..

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have not stopped thinking about this since I saw it. it’s so good

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Today marks a year since I paid nearly £200 to be told my dog was faking struggling to breathe in order to be carried.

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me when i wake up vs. when i’m finally ready to go out

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i felt like sharing this video of my dog straight chillin

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girl what's wrong whith u come back down

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In case you missed my dog learning how to eat a string bean

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This how dads be when somebody coming in their house that they never seen before

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My dog Philby has to take allergy meds everyday but he doesn’t need to know that.

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I’m Max’s dog sitter and max was very happy to see me today🤗

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Dog escapes, then rings doorbell to get back inside https://t.co/Cwcqe1QYmE

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I’m crying 😂😂😂 how is axel gonna try to sneak up on diesel when he’s right in front of him

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You howl all you want Charleston, honey

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I have to share my dog going bananas in the leaves so you can see at least one happy thing on here today.

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my dog made a huge mess and then had the audacity to just sit and chill while i cleaned it up i mean LOOK AT HIS LITTLE ARM

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I GOT MY DOG A LIFE JACKET AND SHE FORGOT HOW TO BE A DOG

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The dog dragged the sprinkler through the pet door...

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Well it was a nice lake day until my dog nearly drowned my sister

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Look at the happiness on the dog's face after his big jump 😂😂

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when you’re in an arguement with your man and he say something kinda true :/

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Look at this little fucker after I took her bone away from her (she was choking on it 🙄).

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i put my dog on the trampoline for .3 seconds and she became an electric type pokemon

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The way my dog eats watermelon is everything 😂

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I’m a school photographer and we got to take a service dog’s picture for the yearbook today 😭😭😭

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My dog just got surgery because he tore a ligament in his knee so they had to shave him and now you can see his lil butt crack

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Why does ma Nana’s dog look like he’s trying tae see what he wants tae order from the chippy

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Zeus spilled his treats so I put him in the other room so I could clean up and look at this mofo

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I walked back into my apartment, greeted with the most “and where you been?” stance. Fam, just the gym and the store.

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please look at this picture of me and my dog with spooky socks on

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The debate on how a dog would wear a pants is over 😂😂

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CRUELLA DEVILLEEEEE CRUELLA DEVILLEEEEE IF SHE DOESNT SCARE YOUUU NO EVIL THING WILLLLLL

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dogs are so intelligent that they can assist the blind with daily tasks. also dogs: (camilla_andersen91 IG)

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my dog’s best friend is a brick

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I was riding BART today when a man and his extremely large Great Dane stepped aboard the train. It was a bit busy, so he told the dog to stand up and the dog flat out STOOD ON TWO LEGS AND RODE THE TRAIN THROUGH THE TRANSBAY TUBE.

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Ever been so scared you do a 360 spook?

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"just get in the car, Sandra, I'll explain on the way"

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Sitting in a bar in malia and we ask the guy to take a picture of us, and he was like do u want the dog in the pic, and we were like aye why not, result being

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This is my favorite video ever and it’s very important to me

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Spoon is cheaper than change the whole fence.

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SUPER DOGS ARE HERE TO SAVE U ...but we’re a little clumsy. (chiefpups on instagram)

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Baby fever AND puppy fever oh no no no

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i dont use the words absolute unit lightly but let me say.........this is

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MY DOG WENT TO TARGET AND LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS

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my mom just sent me this video of my dog stealing her phone i’m crying im laughing so hard

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i tried using the superzoom option on instagram with my dog and this happened

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Every time I'm in the shower my dog stares at me, worried, and he must assume I'm upset in here (because he hates baths) so he thinks if he drops his toy in that I'll feel better

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Scariest dog I’ve ever seen 😬💀😂

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THERE IS A RANDOM LOOSE DOG IN MY 8 AM I CANNOT MAKE THIS UP

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someone called the police on my dog because he ran away and attacked a deer and i know this is serious but the sight of him in the cop car i’m alskdjfhsgh 😂😂😭😭

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Mum: we don’t spoil the dogs. Also Mum: we can’t sit on the chaises, the dogs got there first.

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Dogs are so amazing and can detect things like diseases in humans. Also dogs:

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Heard a big ass crash in my bedroom....

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“You so fuckin precious when you...”

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If these pictures of my dog sneezing isn’t the funniest thing you’ve seen today I don’t know what is

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All dogs should come with a soundtrack.

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When I was in Mexico I saw a little sombrero and a little saddle and I knew I had to buy them for this reason

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me after the smallest inconvenience

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start the car START THE CAR. (btjaxfrisbee on IG)

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He was bored at the pub so we put squirrel videos on YouTube.

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someone said this dog was xtina i'm cRYING

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the new hospital dogs are getting their pictures taken and

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I regret trying to take a cute panorama of my dog

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my dog is so beautiful❤️💖😍💕😭

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A month ago Dusty found half a pie in this bush, so every day until the end of time we must closely inspect the Magic Pie Bush.

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IM CRYINGGG I WAS DOIN LEG STRETCHES AND THEN

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My dog just got up to look in the mirror and do this....

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Bizzy is not yet on board with @mariskreizman’s new Bizzy-shaped slippers.

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the nugget is trying to fight individual snowflakes 💀

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Penelopes photo shoot today was a success 💖

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Everything is awful so I added tap dancing noises to this.

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