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16 Damn Good Tweets About "Beauty And The Beast" That'll Make You Laugh

"'Be Our Guest' is a great song but at the same time it's a man candle telling a woman what a restaurant is."

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BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us

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Do we all agree there is a 100% chance an earlier version of this machine killed Belle's mom

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[Beauty and the Beast, Tinder Edition] BELLE: *swipes left* [credits]

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Belle was the first hot girl to pretend she was a nerd in high school

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"New and a bit...alarming" -Belle realizing she might be into bestiality 🌚🌚🌚🌚

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Belle could have easily set up some kind of literacy program in her town instead of being a pretentious snit about it

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i'm that lady in beauty in the beast just shrieking "I NEED SIX EGGS"

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If I were Princess Belle I'd never get past the talking furniture. 4 days in I'd still be screaming.

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My favorite character in Beauty and the Beast is this dresser waiting to fuck up a villager with a baseball bat.

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Beauty & the Beast review 1. I'd fuck Gaston 2. I'd fuck the Beast 3. I have not had sex in a very long time 4. I will fuck the kettle

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"Beauty And The Beast" taught me that looks don't matter, as long as you are rich and live in a palace

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"Be Our Guest" is a great song but at the same time it's a man candle telling a woman what a restaurant is

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I spend far too much of my life wondering what household object I'd have been turned into if I was in Beauty and the Beast.

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BEAST: STAY OUT OF THE WEST WING BELLE: why BEAST: JUST STAY OUT [later, Belle enters West Wing] ROB LOWE: hi BELLE : 😍😍😍 BEAST: SON OF A

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*watches Beauty and the Beast* *looks at dirty dishes in sink* WASH YOURSELVES AND SING TO ME!

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I guess you could say Gaston was the winner of the No Belle Prize *slaps knee*

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