18 Of The Funniest Tweets About "The Bachelorette" Episode 3

    "Tug of war is how Paddy refers to masturbation."

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    When the Maccas staff tell you the soft serve machine is broken. #bacheloretteau https://t.co/f5gvbV28XX

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    Ivan is just here hoping to get picked up for the next season of Dancing with the Stars #BacheloretteAU

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    When you order something online from Aliexpress via standard shipping VS when it gets here #BacheloretteAU

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    Paddy, stop trying to make 'Fit' happen... its not going to happen! #BacheloretteAU

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    sure, these guys look alright in their gladiator outfits, but we all know who did it best #BacheloretteAU

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    Tug of war is how Paddy refers to masturbation. #BacheloretteAU

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    Charlie’s about to go full Jarrod #BacheloretteAU

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    When people above the age of 16 say how many kids they want and in what gender order they want them in I laugh so hard #BacheloretteAU

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    Ali's reax to 5 kids in 5 years is priceless... #BacheloretteAU

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    Ivan wants five kids because that’s the perfect number to create his own boy band. #BacheloretteAU

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    #BacheloretteAU auditions “Are you a muppet?” “Yes” “Congratulations”

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    Bill may be in it for himself but you are in it for Channing Tatum, Ivan Sit down #BacheloretteAU

    14.

    I’m starting to think Ivan came from a small Midwest town......... #BacheloretteAU

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    Holy FUCK Ali’s polite but exhausted laugh while Ivan danced up to her was too relatable #BacheloretteAU

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    LOGIE FOR WHOEVER COORDINATED THAT SUBTLE SLO MO AT THE END OF IVAN'S DANCE #bacheloretteau

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    "Mate everyone knew" "mate I didn't know" "mate yeah you did" "mate no" "maaate" "maaate" #BacheloretteAU

    18.

    I DEMAND a national apology from Ali for taking away Wes from our screens so soon #BacheloretteAU