Here Are The 18 Men Competing For Ali On "The Bachelorette"

    Just in time for your office sweep.

    Jenna Guillaume
    by Jenna Guillaume

    Editor-at-Large, BuzzFeed Australia

    The new season of The Bachelorette Australia premieres TOMORROW, and we finally have some details on who will be competing this year for the affections of Ali Oetjen.

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    Let's take a closer look...

    1. Ben, 27, NT

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    You'd be forgiven for thinking Ben is actually the Honey Badger back to have another crack at reality TV romance, but apparently this is a whole separate human. Just to make matters more confusing, Ben says he "isn’t afraid to drop a bogan slang to impress the girl of his dreams". The mechanic also loves footy and op shops, and hates the Kardashians.

    2. Bill, 31, Vic

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    Bill is a mechanical plumber who says even though he is "outrageously loud", deep down he's a softie. He's looking for The One, and wants to find someone who is as "motivated, honest and funny" as he apparently is.

    3. Charlie, 31, NSW

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    Charlie describes himself as an old school gentleman and passionate romantic who believes in love at first sight. The builder loves adrenaline-fuelled activities and fitness of all kinds. For what it's worth, my money is on Charlie as the winner.

    4. Brendan, 29, NSW

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    Brendan is an events manager looking for another shot of love after he was left broken-hearted by the end of his marriage. He says he has a terrible sense of humour, and finds personality the most important trait in a potential partner.

    5. Wesley, 31, Qld

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    This heavy machine operator is called Tarzan by his mates. He says he "never fails to infiltrate his energy in any situation" WHATEVER THAT MEANS, and claims he's single because he's too shy to approach people.

    6. Todd, 26, WA

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    Todd says he has "noble values", which apparently translates to wearing fake armour? Anyway, the sales rep loves the gym, loves a laugh, and is trying to get over his "bad girl complex".

    7. Taite, 28, Vic

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    Taite is a bank manager who has previously appeared on First Dates and gave up the chance to be on Love Island for The Bachelorette. He plans to win Ali over with his "blatantly daring and flirtatious personality", and wants a girl his mum and nan will love. He apparently gives such great advice, his friends call him Dr Phil.

    8. Nathan, 23, NSW

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    Nathan is apparently good mates with The Bachelorette alumni Davey. He's a carpenter who calls himself a ladies man and "knows that he is a catch". He wants to find someone who is intelligent and feminine.

    9. Robert, 29, Vic

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    Robert is a plumber who is ready to start his own family, and says he's still single because "I just haven't met my Queen yet". He used to date Carly from Married at First Sight, btw.

    10. Pete, 27, Qld

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    Pete is a commercial sales agent who claims to be affectionate and emotionally intelligent. He describes himself as a chatterbox, and says his deal breakers are someone who doesn't share his values or keep active.

    11. Paddy, 27 Vic

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    Paddy is afraid of coming across as "too arrogant", which suggests he is, in fact, very arrogant. But he wants to prove how sweet he "really is". He's a gym manager whose deal breakers are huge feet and anyone who is taller than him.

    12. Jules, 24, NSW

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    If you're wondering what those medals are about, Jules is a former infantry corporal. He's a "larrikin" who has never been in love or had an adult relationship. His dream date involves anything that gets you out of your comfort zone (he's come to the right place).

    13. Ivan, 29, Vic

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    Ivan is a commercial painter who is also an "aspiring Magic Mike dancer". He describes himself as an "unpredictable jokester" and an "unapologetic mummy's boy". His ideal date is doing the Dirty Dancing lift underneath a waterfall.

    14. Daniel, 30, Vic

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    Daniel is the obligatory personal trainer, although he used to be in the navy. He says he's a perfectionist with a "long list of requirements" for his ideal partner, including the fact that she must be "well-mannered". Like every other contestant on this show, he loves the outdoors.

    15. Dan, 32, WA

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    Dan is a sports reporter who describes himself as a "cheeky fella". He wants to find someone who values family and has a dry sense of humour. His ideal date is a trip to Tasmania.

    16. Damien, 42, Qld

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    Damien is a retreat director who, at the age of 42, is apparently ready to "stop playing games". He says he's single by choice but wants a woman who is fit, driven and "supportive of his life".

    17. Danny, 39, Qld

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    Danny used to be a federal police officer but is now a chiropractic student looking for love after his ex-fiancé broke his heart. His ideal date is swimming with dolphins.

    18. Cheyne, 28, NSW

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    Cheyne is a construction auditor who says he's an "extrovert with introverted moments" and "emotionally underdeveloped". His ideal date is bouldering, followed by dinner and drinks on the beach.

    Good luck to Ali with this lot!

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