Literally Just 19 Funny Tweets About "The Bachelor" Episode 9

    "Jen, you have to be friends to be friendzoned."

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    This also works as a bar graph of whose reaction is the most authentic. #TheBachelorAU

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    I'd be fucked if I were on this date because Mum and my "family recipe" is just opening up Menulog & ordering Thai food #TheBachelorAU

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    I love how much Jen's mum loves Jen's bitchiness. She's like, 'thats my girl' every time she drops a sass grenade. #TheBachelorAU

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    Ah Jen. You have to be friends before you can be friend zoned... #TheBachelorAU

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    "Seeing Elise and her Dad today reminded me that Elise was a contestant on this show" #TheBachelorAU

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    Me explaining my cooking to #TheBachelorAU: "I boil the kettle, then pour the water over the noodles. Wait, I forgot the flavour sachet"

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    "Elise isn't here to fuck spiders" - Phil #TheBachelorAU

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    Is Jenn gonna poison all the girls or what? #TheBachelorAU

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    Matty needs to stop talking about his slow burn and seek out some treatment #TheBachelorAU

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    I just reckon keep the camel in frame is all. #TheBachelorAU

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    Has Jen had a single date? it's unclear from the show #TheBachelorAu

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    Ah yes Jen, all those times you've had "such good banter" with Matty. #TheBachelorAU

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    When you're drunk at the club and there's a line in the bathroom #TheBachelorAU

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    JEN YOU HAVE SAID FRIENDZONED SIX TIMES ALREADY. #TheBachelorAU

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    Matty: "Jen" Australia: ... #TheBachelorAU