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17 Things That Would Happen If Real Life Were Like "The Sims"

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If real life were like The Sims, maintaining friendships would be pretty easy.

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And the greatest threats to your health would rarely actually involve your health...

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...except for the occasional mix-up on a neighbor's lawn...

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...which could be easily cured.

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Fires would be treated very, very differently.

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Craigslist would look a lot like this:

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And this email would get sent at least thrice a week.

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But who needs work, really?

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Unless you're in it for the promotions.

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Etsy would pretty much just be the same 7 paintings over and over again.

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Porn sites would also be...different.

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Burglars wouldn't steal your expensive things, just random household items.

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Dating would be weird.

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Having a baby would be even weirder.

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In order to age, you would have to spin around really fast while your friends and family cheer for an entire hour.

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And death? Optional.

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