1.When a cutie walks in and you signal to your friends, "Hey friends, I like what I see."
2.When you make eye contact with the cutie from across the room.
3.When the cutie walks away and talks to Janet instead.
4.When your friend takes an awkward picture of you while you're talking to a cutie.
5.When another cutie walks in and you're overwhelmed by all the cuties.
6.When you decide to kick back and play it cool, letting the cuties come to you.
7.When a cutie makes a reference to a movie that you haven't seen, but you're nervous, so you laugh and pretend like you've seen the movie.
8.When they say they like Mardi Gras.
9.When they say they like nerds.
10.When you realize you don't have similar interests after all and you shouldn't have lied about seeing that movie.
11.When you're back out there and your hot friend plays wingman.
12.When your hot wingman ends up stealing all the attention, but that's OK because you cherish your wingman's friendship and your wingman deserves to find love, too.
13.When someone tries to flirt with you by insulting you, but you quickly shut that down because you have too much self-respect and zero tolerance for that kind of thing.
14.When you're talking to a new cutie and you're honest about all your favorite things, like small dogs and Law & Order: SVU.
15.When your sweet, sweet dance moves are well-received by the cutie.
16.When it's time for your first date, so you put on your nicest clothes and remind yourself to stay chill.
17.When you've spent hours together and it's clear the cutie likes you back.
