1. The fake text:
2. The new episode text:
3. The poop text:
4. The actual poop text:
5. The telepathic text:
6. The late-night “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey”:
7. The early-morning “Hiiiiiiii”:
8. The unspoken “I need you” text:
9. The texting-in-the-same-room text:
10. The human notepad text:
11. The no-translation-needed text:
- Donald Trump criticized NATO, German Chancellor Angela Merkel, and the European Union in an interview published Sunday.
- BuzzFeed News spent two months mapping Trump's personal and business connections — and found more than 1,500 in all.
- Eight billionaires — all men — together own as much wealth as the world's poorest 3.7 billion people, a new report has revealed.
- There's a new HBO show called "The Young Pope" and the internet is having fun with it.