11 Potential Cumber-Baby Names

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Kombucharlize Helene Cumberbatch

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Kombucharlize, who will be lovingly refered to as "Kombu" or "Kom," will have a passion for human rights and will often stop crying around 5pm GMT, or a time she deems fair to let her nanny go home.

Gibbs Hunter Nibbley Cumberbatch

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Upon exiting the womb, Gibbs will be swaddled in houndstooth. He'll have an instant affinity for double-barrel shotguns and last names.

Tardis Dalek Cumberbatch

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T.D. will be born with the immediate suspension of disbelief, and will understand the importance of passing down from generation to generation. Also, good with tools and can time travel.

Rosacea Marjorie Cumberbatch

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Rose will be a quiet, well-behaved baby with a mild disposition -- sensitive in sentiment and skin.

Ello Ello Rightyo Cumberbatch

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Lil Ello Ello will speak his first words in the dialect of a Dickensian street urchin. He'll instinctively have the sense of street directions in downtown London, will strike up conversation with strangers, and will be in 3 Guy Ritchie films by age 4.

Benedict Timothy Dalton Cumberbatch

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BTD will have perma-fleek brows and an affinity for B-movies. He's suave, witty, great with the ladies, and in between elocution lessons, trains to become a deadly assassin.

Followforafollow Maibu Cumberbatch

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'Bu will be the tech savviest baby. He'll start his own digital baby group, requiring no human interaction, and his bb blog "Sherlock's Son" will be purchased by the "Daily Mail" for a cool £500,000.

Tyrion Tyrell Tarth Talisa Tywin Greyworm Cumberbatch

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Loves them titties.

Speculoos C. B. Cumbercatch

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Loo could be described as "quirky" and "funky," and definitely plays to the beat of her own Yo Gaba Gaba drum set. She'll only need her Baby Spanx until age 5.

Sic Semper Tyrannis Cumberbatch

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Semp will be a theater kid with Anne Hathaway-level of enthusiasm. Will be the first to suggest "Sweeney Todd" as his Montessori School musical.

Eugene Cumberbatch

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(Family name.)