1. Do you play soccer?
2. Oh, so you're soccer fan, huh?
3. Can you show me how to samba?
4. And lambada. You can dance lambada too, right?
5. Where are you from in Brazil? Are you from Rio?
6. Oh, so you're from São Paulo?
7. Did you live on the beach, though?
8. So you speak Spanish...
9. But isn't Portuguese and Spanish like the same thing?
10. You don't even look Brazilian!
11. But if you're Brazilian, why are you white?
12. Have you been to Carnaval? I want to go!
13. All Brazilian girls have a huge butt. Like all of them.
14. Say something in Brazilian.
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