14 Things Brazilian People Are Tired Of Hearing

Things you should never ask a Brazilian person. Like ever. Whatever you do, don't ask these questions.

1. Do you play soccer?

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Yes. That's the only sport we have heard of, we all play and love soccer, and are ALL very good at it. VERY good. Like Pelé, or your most recent star Neymar.

2. Oh, so you're soccer fan, huh?

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No. Not really.

3. Can you show me how to samba?

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Yes. That's the ONLY genre of music there is in the ENTIRE country. And we love it. We samba all the time.

4. And lambada. You can dance lambada too, right?

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Yes. Yes, of course. Because that's a thing from the 80's, and I was born in the 90's, but that's totally right.

5. Where are you from in Brazil? Are you from Rio?

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I don't know. Do all Americans live in New York City?

6. Oh, so you're from São Paulo?

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Oh, yeah. Because that's the only other city in Brazil.

7. Did you live on the beach, though?

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Have you looked at the size of the country?

8. So you speak Spanish...

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Ummm...

9. But isn't Portuguese and Spanish like the same thing?

Yes. Except they are two different languages.

10. You don't even look Brazilian!

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How many Brazilians, exactly, do you know?

11. But if you're Brazilian, why are you white?

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Umm....

12. Have you been to Carnaval? I want to go!

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Nope.

13. All Brazilian girls have a huge butt. Like all of them.

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Because you know what every single Brazilian person looks like.

14. Say something in Brazilian.

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Sorry, me no speaky.