1. Das right, girl. You wish you could get all up on these Cheerios.
2. What is this? Peasant Food?
3. Girl, your mother must have done a number on you.
4. Srsly, STAHP.
5. Who dis basic bitch be?
6. And then I smacked that all on the floor and gave her some more.
7. John, this wine reeks of the middle class.
8. Das just my swagger, na mean?
9. Bitch, I'm fabulous.
10. Imma boss ass bitch, bitch, bitch.
11. And obviously...
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