8:00 PM: What should I wear? I need to look slutty enough to score free drinks, but not too slutty - that I'm mistaken for a real hooker.
10:05 PM: Her outfit is so cute.
10:31 PM: He seems interested in me and it seems like they're just friends. We'd be perfect together.
10:51 PM: Wow, would you look at that hunk of meat. Dibs.
11:00 PM: I'm sweating - It's so hot in here.
11:14 PM: Oh, there's my friends and they're getting shots. Sweet!
11:44 PM: Wow, I look really good. Stacy not so much.
12:39 AM: Forget these heels. I'm just going to leave them under this table.
1:29 AM: I'm just going to text my ex just to make sure he didn't mean anything by liking my Facebook Status.
1:47 AM: I WANT PIZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
2:25 AM: OMG, yes! He texted me back.
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