7 Things That The New 'Labor Herald' Won't Talk About

Because it's so hard for the main opposition party which has been dominating the public sphere for decades to be heard anymore.

1. Their long history of inhumane and cruel asylum seeker policy

Let's not have Ruddnesia now..

2. The stark indifference between their refugee policies with the Liberal Party.

Which is which again?

3. There is a factional split in the ALP over the issue of marriage equality

4. Labor voted down any investigation into that dodgy Adani coal mine.

Apparently, they also think 'coal is good for humanity.'

5. The ALP voted for the data retention bill

They see you when you're sleeping..

6. Shorten was alleged to have sold out union members for corporation payouts

Rest assured though the ALP are still the 'workers' party...

7. The ALP support the continued forced removal of indigenous children from their families

Where's the second apology Shorten?