21 Reasons You Should Never Go Vegan

    Unless you love sad salads!

    1. Why would you ever want to eat vegan food? All the meals are so boring!

    2. All you get to eat are salads!

    3. Vegan food is just so... bland!

    4. It's all so healthy and blah.

    5. And I hope you like tofu because that's all you're going to eat.

    6. And you won't be able to eat any of your favourite foods any more!

    7. I mean, it's basically rabbit food.

    8. Good luck finding places where you can eat out.

    9. And I hope you like eating the same meal day in, day out.

    10. You never get to eat delicious treat foods when you're a vegan.

    11. Because it 's basically just spinach and broccoli, right?

    12. Forget ever eating any comfort foods.

    13. And you'll never be able to go out to dinner with your friends.

    14. Say goodbye to pizza!

    15. And basically any delicious desserts.

    16. Because vegan food is all just leaves and plants.

    17. With no variety or taste.

    18. It's impossible to have a balanced diet as a vegan.

    19. And your friends won't come to your place anymore if all you're going to serve them is vegan food.

    20. So basically, in summary: Don't go vegan. The food sucks.

    21. Unless all you want to eat is sad salads... Then go for it!