For the last couple of years, Taylor Swift has thrown some pretty fucking epic 4th of July parties.
Like, this girl does NOT hold back.
Her giant mansion in Rhode Island gets filled with her famous friends and they have the kind of party that us mere mortals couldn't even dream of.
And they have iconic themed outfits and somehow manage to take photos of fireworks which I thought was humanly impossible.
It's literally the best event of the entire year. And don't bother trying to tell me in the comments that Taylor is a snake who no one cares about anymore. You clicked this post. She's eternally iconic.
Now picture this: It's July 5th, and the first thing I do when I wake up is check Instagram to see the deluge of Taymerica™ photos.
How could this happen? Just days ago I saw a real creepshot of the infamous slide, blown up and ready to be enjoyed.
And I'd also seen photos of her dad and older family members hanging out at her house. I'm not going to post them here because they're a real invasion of privacy, imo. BUT THEY'RE OUT THERE.
Why would Taylor's extended family all hang out at her designated 4th of July house, on the 4th of July, WITHOUT HER?