Celebrity·Posted on 13 Dec 201822 Tweets About Taylor Swift That'll Make You LaughTaylor Swift, the business bitch.by Jemima SkelleyLifestyle EditorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. rep @allltowell I've only had one relationship, but when I listen to Taylor's songs I feel like I've had 8 relationships and 3 divorces lol 01:54 AM - 29 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. PAUL @pauldierksheide the 7 deadly sins: 1. pride 2. envy 3. gluttony 4. lust 5. anger 6. greed 7. not walking to the beat while listening to style 09:11 PM - 29 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. HAPPY BIRTHDAY FEARLESS @jesshakeitoff ROMEO SAVE ME IVE BEEN FEELING SO ALONE I KEEP WAITING FOR YOU BUT YOU NEVER COME IS THIS IN MY HEAD I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK HE KNELT TO THE GROUND AND PULLED OUT A RING AND SAID https://t.co/01mUMohkJM 10:03 PM - 11 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. olivia @itsalivstory taylor could sing delicate on mars and previously undiscovered unicellular organisms would pop out of the rocks and say 1 2 3 let’s go bitch 02:47 AM - 06 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. eve loves innocent and clean @shookitoff Calvin Harris was talented on one occasion 12:01 AM - 11 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. John @13DearJohn Me when reputation was released a year ago vs. me now 05:39 AM - 10 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Chris Swiftie™🏳️🌈 @HuffleBoy have you ever cried just because Taylor Swift 10:46 PM - 09 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Jemima Skelley @jemimaskelley Reading through my bank statement 06:42 AM - 10 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. katie☃️ @bigrepupizzas 04:03 AM - 15 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Carly Heading @carlyylalaa Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen Magic Madness Heaven Sin 01:25 AM - 13 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 10 daily @10Daily All hail Taylor Swift, the business bitch. https://t.co/7bDOA2QiKc 09:49 PM - 19 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. SmilesForTaylor @SmilesForTaylor Listening to TS1 09:16 PM - 13 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Chris Swiftie™🏳️🌈 @HuffleBoy Do you ever listen to Last Kiss and it literally fucks up your entire day 04:31 PM - 25 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. ellie @eleanorbate the most relatable taylor swift lyrics: – we got bills to pay – we’re all so tired of everything – i was crying 08:49 AM - 26 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. honest @imthehonestboy enchanted by taylor swift makes me want to jump off a bridge but like in a good way 01:35 PM - 29 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. valerie @goldtaylena Fuck your zodiac sign what’s your favourite taylor swift song 03:44 PM - 17 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. meghan @babyouremyqueen can you believe that anytime anyone turns 22 they think of taylor swift? that is real power 05:53 AM - 03 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. sophia @6666aihp0s i got broken up with via notes app apology screenshot at 3am last night. who does he think he is fuckjng taylor swift 08:08 AM - 18 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Nah Annie 😘 @moontlightswift All Too Well Babe 🤝 01:16 AM - 17 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. ً @scammerswift By the age of 22 you should have: -dressed up like hipsters -made fun of your exes -been happy -been free -been confused All at the same time 09:28 PM - 26 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. roxane🇫🇷france: 4 @swifthargitay person: hi— me: https://t.co/8Sjr4nMt33 03:10 AM - 19 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. jess @jesshakeitoff the sexiest thing about me is that my feelings get genuinely hurt at the slightest criticism of taylor swift 04:10 AM - 13 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite