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Never change, @guardian
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hangin for a root
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Just paid $6 for some Pringles melb CBD sure makes it expensive to be a fat cunt
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just getting some fries ready
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i love that australia regularly runs ad campaigns for meat. not a specific company that makes meat or sells meat. just the concept of meat
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Stoner: Could you bring some edibles to the party? Me: No worries mate, I'm all about the 420.
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i hate when ppl say Australians have no culture like um try again sweetie ;)
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OBEY 👏 ALL 👏 ROAD 👏 SIGNS
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me: CHUCK IT ON MY HECS person: this is oportos ma'am, we don't have hecs
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pommy: mother may i have a sweetie australian: OI MUM GIVE US A FUCKIN CLANGER
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There is no more quintessentially Sydney experience than pretending you had a nice time at the Night Noodle Markets
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Are you Aussie enough to keep a soggy container of Chang's fried noodle salad in your fridge just so you can eat it every day?
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hey @CampbellSoupCo you mind explaining this
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Check this ruthless legend of a reptile going huge on the goon and juice. He's gonna regret everything in the morning
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you can name any rural town in australia and say "they've got a bloody good pasty there" and no one will ever challenge you
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if u ever, even for 1 second doubt your intelligence just remember that this is a footnote from a published Law Jou… https://t.co/liuNHWZfkQ
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"what did you do on your day off Matt?" "I ranked every single Arnott's biscuit into tiers." "Haha, but seriously… https://t.co/c7rM82zfZ4