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24 Times Australians Had The Best Things To Say About Our Cuisine

Australian: OI MUM GIVE US A FUCKIN CLANGER.

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"Australians have no culture" um, try again sweaty

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If you ask any Australian how their trip to a small country town was, the first thing they'll say is "yeah good, we found this nice bakery"

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always keep 1 in me wallet just in case I get lucky

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Feel like I'm cribbing off @CookSuck's whole schtick but I found humanity's suffering distilled in one image.

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Just paid $6 for some Pringles melb CBD sure makes it expensive to be a fat cunt

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i love that australia regularly runs ad campaigns for meat. not a specific company that makes meat or sells meat. just the concept of meat

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Stoner: Could you bring some edibles to the party? Me: No worries mate, I'm all about the 420.

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how goods this passiona? Justin Bieber: that's pasito sorry

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i hate when ppl say Australians have no culture like um try again sweetie ;)

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me: CHUCK IT ON MY HECS person: this is oportos ma'am, we don't have hecs

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pommy: mother may i have a sweetie australian: OI MUM GIVE US A FUCKIN CLANGER

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There is no more quintessentially Sydney experience than pretending you had a nice time at the Night Noodle Markets

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[emerges from time machine from 1 year in the future just as you're about to buy some "ripen at home" avocados] "They're never gonna ripen"

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Are you Aussie enough to keep a soggy container of Chang's fried noodle salad in your fridge just so you can eat it every day?

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hey @CampbellSoupCo you mind explaining this

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Check this ruthless legend of a reptile going huge on the goon and juice. He's gonna regret everything in the morning

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you can name any rural town in australia and say "they've got a bloody good pasty there" and no one will ever challenge you

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if u ever, even for 1 second doubt your intelligence just remember that this is a footnote from a published Law Jou… https://t.co/liuNHWZfkQ

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"what did you do on your day off Matt?" "I ranked every single Arnott's biscuit into tiers." "Haha, but seriously… https://t.co/c7rM82zfZ4