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I can do this. I can write this shit. I am probably the best candidate anyways.
*looks at the questions that should be addressed in the letter*
Do they think I have my life figured out?
Why are you interested in the position? What is your biggest achievement thus far? How do you meet the position requirements? Why are you applying? What is the Queen's favorite color? Why does the Earth orbit the Sun?
*leaves to order pizza*
There's still some time till the deadline anyways.
*comes back later to try again*
*looks at questions again*
*leaves again*
*examines pores on nose*
*realizes the deadline is approaching*
*gives myself a pep talk*
Yes, I'm smart I can do this.
There's worse struggles out there.
*takes a deep breath*
I. CAN. DO. THIS.
*stares at blank paper*
I CAN'T.
I don't think I'm capable of doing this.
*deadline is almost there so starts typing*
*gets a sudden wave of inspiration*
*starts frantically typing*
*can't stop typing*
*finally finishes*
*looks at the finished product*
I can't believe I actually did it!
SO SO PROUD.
*hurries to send it before deadline expires*
*takes another look at the letter*
*realizes I haven't signed the letter*
*cries myself to sleep*
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