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30 "Elf" Quotes For When You Need That Festive Instagram Caption

The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is to post on Instagram for everyone to see.

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1. We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.

2. Is there sugar in syrup?

3. By the way don't eat the yellow snow.

4. What about Santa's cookies? I suppose parents eat those too?

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5. I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite.

6. Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?

7. I am a cotton-headed ninny muggins!

8. What are you talkin' about? I'm Santa Claus.

9. Of course you're not an elf. You're six-foot-three and had a beard since you were fifteen.

10. You have such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card!

11. Actually, I'm a human, but I was raised by elves.

12. I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.

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13. I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.

14. Oh, I forgot to give you a hug.

15. I think you're really beautiful and I feel really warm when I'm around you and my tongue swells up.

16. First we'll make snow angels for two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie dough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle.

17. My finger has a heartbeat.

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18. This place reminds me of Santa's Workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.

19. He's an angry elf.

20. Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here?

21. You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.

22. Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas Carol.

23. HEY! There's no singin' in the North Pole!

24. You sit on a throne of lies!

25. He must be a South Pole elf.

26. I'm getting too old for this.

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27. Now, before we learn how to build the latest in extreme graphic chipset processors, let's recite the code of the elves, shall we?

28. It's just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.

29. I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.

30. I just wanted to meet you and thought maybe you might want to meet me.

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