1. If I tie my poop to the balloon, will it fly away?
2. Is this airing live?
3. Friends who poop together stay together.
5. What are you looking at? Yes, even professional GoPro adventurists need a poop break.
6. Ah, that beauty of a perfect swirl!
7. What is this new invention, how will I sniff my poop now?
8. Let's dump at the beach!
9. Oh, how I love the water.
10. But all the swimming gave me diarrhea.
11. This smells like the right place.
12. What, you're gonna marry that fool?
13. Oh man, she really is marrying him.
14. I'll just do it here, no one will see me.
15. Can't I have privacy anywhere?
16. Brooooo, I can see it coming out!
17. I can't believe she made us poop in the cold.
18. It's too cold for this.
19. I'd much rather poop in a warm place. Like an RV.
20. Stop staring, are you throwing shade at me?
21. No, I'm not giving you my stick. EVER!
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