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"Sorry" = get the F out the way.
Dear London, thank you for your very strict escalator policy. Stand on the right, walk on the left. The fact that major cities US haven't figured this out yet continues to blow my mind. Americans visiting London: if you are standing in the walk lane just be warned that someone may angrily come storming down behind you saying "sorry" (and take note – in this instance, "sorry" = get the F out the way).
OK, we've seen millions of posts about how weird Americans find Brits for keeping their washing machines in the kitchen, but TBH, I’m on board with this. Cooking while doing laundry has been great. However, WHERE ARE YOUR DRYERS? Why are they so uncommon? Sure, hang-drying clothes isn't the end of the world, but it’s not like you have the weather to be doing this outside, which means you’re stuck with drying them...in your kitchen.
From the myriad of take-away food places like Pret, Eat, and Pod, to the beloved “meal deal” you can get at almost every store – it’s simple to get a quick, high quality meal on-the-go anytime you need it. LOL at the idea of getting a sandwich from a pharmacy in the US. I would never. But here? Gimme a Boots ham and cheese sandwich any day of the week.
Why do some streets have them? Why do some not? Why are some high up? Why are some low down? Why are some facing only one way? Why are some not even at the intersection? How do you know where you're going?!
When I first moved here, I will admit, I didn't understand why this was such a thing. Like, yeah, sure, meat, potatoes, veg, and a pint all together was great, but I still didn't get why you had to go for a 'roast' as opposed to just going to 'dinner'. It also felt weird that our Thanksgiving Dinner is your traditional Sunday meal. But once I started to learn more about the tradition behind it, I was sold. In the UK, Sunday Roasts mean you are home or with your family. No questions asked. All of your friends are doing the same, so there is no room for FOMO. Sunday Roasts are delicious, but they are also for quality family time. I hate to say it, but I just don't think we value quality family time the way they do here in the UK. And gravy? Every Sunday? Yes please!
In the UK, you have to pay the government for a specific TV licence. It's not part of the taxes you already pay. It's not part of a TV subscription service you may already pay. It's additional. Yeah I get that the BBC is funded by the public... I just find this such a bizarre way to do it. And to make matters worse: if you haven't paid it, you will be sent scary letters from the government giving you a warning, saying they will come to your house to prosecute you if you are found guilty of watching the BBC without paying! And if you ignore that letter, they'll send you a date they may show up to your house on to check what you've been watching. (Hello anxiety! But also – can you really come into my house without permission? Hmmm).
G&T in a tin. Vodka soda in a tin. Even a Pornstar Martini in a tin. Pre-made drinks in a tin are just the best. Bring them to the park (tinnies in the park!), drink them on the way to the pub (journey juice!), drink them anywhere you want (since drinking in public is allowed in most places here – another great thing about this country). I know the US is starting to move into pre-mixed drinks (ain't no laws when you're drinking Claws), but it's not just quite the same.
PS: Americans, say goodbye to 'roadies' and hello to' journey juice'. Your favourite new term for drinking on the go.