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The Worst Halloween Costumes for Cheap People!

Halloween is just around the corner. Seems like every year Halloween Costumes get more & more expensive! Here's some crappy costumes for your last minute runs to the Halloween SuperStores, Halloween Adventures, Halloween MANIA!!!!!

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  • 1. Shabba Guy

    (he seems soo friendly, right?!)

  • 2. Rap Star Goatee

    (Gangsta Gold Tooth not included)

  • 3. Unisex Lead Singer Wig

    (soo glad its "unisex")

  • 4. Franken Berry Costume

    (1% Milk not included)

  • 5. Lame Elf Shoes

    (super cheap)

  • 6. South Park's Cartman Costume

    (not for Big Boned People)

  • 7. Kid UPS Driver

    (get him working while he's young and the gas is cheap)

  • 8. Village People Costume

    (AIDS not included)

  • 9. Perrugue Guy Wig

    (is that James Franco?)

  • 10. Doggie Dojo Costumes

    (your dog will gain respect!)

  • 11. Pumpkin Boobie Tassels

    (locally grown)