The Worst Halloween Costumes for Cheap People!

Halloween is just around the corner. Seems like every year Halloween Costumes get more & more expensive! Here's some crappy costumes for your last minute runs to the Halloween SuperStores, Halloween Adventures, Halloween MANIA!!!!!

• 1. Shabba Guy

  

  (he seems soo friendly, right?!)

• 2. Rap Star Goatee

  

  (Gangsta Gold Tooth not included)

• 3. Unisex Lead Singer Wig

  

  (soo glad its "unisex")

• 4. Franken Berry Costume

  

  (1% Milk not included)

• 5. Lame Elf Shoes

  

  (super cheap)

• 6. South Park's Cartman Costume

  

  (not for Big Boned People)

• 7. Kid UPS Driver

  

  (get him working while he's young and the gas is cheap)

• 8. Village People Costume

  

  (AIDS not included)

• 9. Perrugue Guy Wig

  

  (is that James Franco?)

• 10. Doggie Dojo Costumes

  

  (your dog will gain respect!)

• 11. Pumpkin Boobie Tassels

  

  (locally grown)