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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50: Amazon Prime Day Edition

A fence window, a tri-blade slicer, and a salt & pepper wand: How far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without going over $50 in purchases.

This time around the game is different because Prime Day is here — and I love a good deal as much as anyone. I'll be sifting through the metric fuck-ton of stuff on sale to find things I think are pretty cool.

Good luck and have fun!


Note: To get these deals you have to be a Prime member, so if you aren't already, sign up for a free 30-day trial here.

ALSO like everything else on Amazon, all Prime Day deals are limited quantity and subject to rapid change. So act quick! I'll be doing my best to keep this post updated.


5. 75% off this aluminum phone stand that's too cheap to not get.


11. 100% off an Amazon Dash (you get $20 in credit when you register it).

You know that old commercial that was like, "Dashers! Dashers!"? No? Well, thats what I'm thinking about now. I know that's not a pun or anything, but it's all I got now.

Price: $20 (get $20 off your next purchase when you register it)


15. 20% off this insulated lunch box.

The integrated thermos is handy, so you don't get all bento-outta shape when your soup gets cold.

Price: $31.60