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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”
I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.
Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.
Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!
DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀
1. These durable slipper socks that will keep your feet warm.
2. This silicone mushroom night lamp to keep all the scary monsters away.
3. These carbon filters you put on your butt to make your farts more tolerable.
4. This wall-mounted scratching post for some added verticality.
5. This elephant watering can that's quite adorable.
6. This visually pleasing dustpan and brush set.
7. This napkin dispenser that's got a nice retro vibe.
8. These cute egg-shaped contact lens cases.
9. This bag re-sealer to stop your chips from getting stale.
10. This phone stand that's made of aluminum.
11. This padlock that uses Bluetooth to unlock and give access to others without a key.
12. This smart ear thermometer that can track your readings and symptoms.
13. This bathroom device that allows you to pee standing up.
14. This slim phone-finder that can also fit into any wallet.
15. These hexagonal beer pong cups that are durable and reduce the gaps between them.
16. These lollipops that may help fight cavities.
17. This Polaroid camera that is actually a toilet paper dispenser.
