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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

Hair origami, fondue mugs, and sprouting pencils: How far can *you* get without buying something?

Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

Next week I will be handing the reins to another person on the team! I'll still be around, but just every other week from now on! And as always:

DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This teacup you tilt to steep.

2. This knitted knight helmet for winter jousting sessions.

3. This pocket duct tape to be there for all your odd emergencies.

4. This simple, easy-to-read magnet that'll clear up all your dishwashing communication.

5. These non-skid yoga socks to give you better control when you're on hardwood floors.

6. These magnets that will keep all your keys together to stop the jingling.

7. These rainbow pencils that leave colorful shavings when you sharpen them.

8. This fondue mug to dip anything and everything edible into.

9. This plug adapter for your MacBook that'll stop it from being unplugged for the 10th time today.

10. These glasses that you just have to deal with.

11. These handmade Pokémon bookmarks that sacrifice their lives to keep your place.

12. This water dispenser that makes it easy to carry and dispense some sweet, sweet H2O for your dog.

13. This basket that's designed to sit on your stairs.

14. This 2D bag that is truly 3D.

15. These pencils that will sprout plants when they become too small to use.

16. These Hairagami ties to magic up your bun.

17. This cat hook that keeps your accessories and such off the ground.

Well, would you look at that, we're nearly to the comments section. If you're looking for more, there is always last week's edition here!

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