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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”
I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.
Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.
Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!
DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀
1. This Star Wars sun shade that blocks out the bright hyperspace jumps.
2. A Transformers pop-up book that's probably the coolest thing I've seen today.
3. This silicone baking mat with raised ridges to drain away grease.
4. A Tetris stacking game that you should definitely drop under your Christmas tree.
5. This UV bracelet that tells you when you've had too much sun.
6. A laser device that will make covering your house in lights a snap.
7. This foam ball that clips onto your phone to block wind noise.
8. A cutting board that folds up into a chute.
9. This belt that has tools built right into the teeth.
10. A travel sack that has compartments to keep your bathroom stuff separate from your laundry stuff.
11. A key/ring combo that is useful and quaint.
12. This watercolor iPhone case that ~paints~ a pretty picture on the back of your phone.
13. Some pet collars that let the public know what the deal is.
14. This LED light that clips onto your hat.
15. A bamboo wastebasket that's nicer than your current wastebasket.
16. This sundial ring that'll always show you the time of day, as long as you have sunlight.
17. And a mini guitar amp for playing around the house.
