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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50

Thor's hammer, a lion's mane for your cat, and two-pounds of Starbursts: how far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50”!

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groan-worthy jokes!

DANGER PUNS AHEAD!

GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This flexible tablet stand ($45) so you don't have to hold a damn thing on your day off.

http://amzn.to/28YRoaf
http://amzn.to/293h9F1

This is too lazy, I simply won't stand for it.

Get it here.

2. This fancy fabric dye ($25) you can use to take any image and print it permanently on fabric using sunlight.

https://www.instagram.com/p/l0yc_hDV9J/
http://www.inkodye.com/ideas/2074

You'll be dye-ing to use it!

Get it here.

3. This yoga strap ($35) that will make your meditation positions effortless.

http://amzn.to/290Xnv5
http://amzn.to/290Xnv5

If you're still reading these captions, I'm glad you have a flexible sense of humor.

Get it here.

4. This Thor hammer night light ($30) for the aspiring hero.

http://amzn.to/293cX9P
http://amzn.to/293cX9P

On Thorsdays we get hammered.

Get it here.

5. This stylus/brush combo ($32) for artists looking to go digital.

http://www.sensubrush.com/home/gallery/
http://www.sensubrush.com/home/gallery/

This stylus might be just write for you.

Get it here.

6. This lion mane ($15) for the cat (or dog) who dreams big.

http://amzn.to/2943fTX
This cat has seen some shit.
http://amzn.to/2943jDs

This cat has seen some shit.

What you do with it is Narnia business.

Get it here.

7. This black Hawaiian sea salt ($10) that will add a smokey flavor to any dish.

A salt all your food.Get it here.
Spicely Organics / Via amzn.to

A salt all your food.

Get it here.

8. This glass carafe ($27) that has a drip-free lid that opens automatically when you pour.

http://amzn.to/292ENA6
http://amzn.to/292ENA6

It won't do a pour job.

Get it here.

9. This pajama tank ($9 to $19) for the night owl.

This is for sure not garb-age.Get it here.
Minkpink / Via amzn.to

This is for sure not garb-age.

Get it here.

10. This burger press / freezer container ($25) that makes everything hexagonal.

http://amzn.to/295W6lf
http://amzn.to/295W6lf

Quite impressed.

Get it here.

11. This block game ($22) that's kinda like reverse Jenga and will for sure turn into a drinking game.

Hopefully you and your friends won't have a falling out.Get it here.
Baxbo / Via amzn.to

Hopefully you and your friends won't have a falling out.

Get it here.

12. This airtight container ($22 to $27) that extends the freshness of your coffee.

http://amzn.to/29mcpbV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGwsJ5TYcg0

It's really quite jarring.

Get it here.

13. These fluffy house slippers ($15) that also sorta clean your floors.

The Furraris of slippers.Get it here.
HomeTop / Via amzn.to

The Furraris of slippers.

Get it here.

14. This bottle launcher ($36) that turns 2-liter bottles into water rockets.

http://amzn.to/292kbce
http://amzn.to/292kbce

I hear it's quite a blast.

Get it here.

15. This lotus flower container ($9) that will hold your cotton swab sized items.

MelonBoat
http://amzn.to/293ddCU

Now lotus not be too picky.

Get it here.

16. This hot dog toaster ($18) will cook your buns at the same time.

http://amzn.to/2932Kda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-eRIqD6AhY

Certainly not the wurst idea.

Get it here.

17. This bionic wrench ($19) that instantly adjusts to the bolt size you need.

http://amzn.to/290xc2P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgtrQwTvqAs

Try not to loose it.

Get it here.

18. This motion sensing LED light ($19) for your dark closet, trunk, or hallway.

http://amzn.to/296c3sB
http://amzn.to/296c3sB

Try to make light of a dark situation.

Get it here.

19. And this two pound bag of watermelon Starbursts ($25) just because.

A sweet deal.Get it here. They also have just the yellow ones for $5.
amzn.to

A sweet deal.

Get it here. They also have just the yellow ones for $5.

Congrats! You have made it to the end. How do you feel? Craving more jokes? Check out last week’s post here.

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