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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”
I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.
Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.
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DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀
1. This storage container ($50) that has an integrated measuring cap.
2. This bamboo drawer organizer ($18) that can expand to fit more stuff.
3. These highlighter pens ($7) that look like adorable vitamin capsules.
4. This Japanese exfoliator ($30) that will get rid of all that dead skin.
5. These silicone molds ($10) to make perfect sunny-side-up eggs.
6. This Sailor Moon backpack ($26) to help you fight against the Dark Kingdom.
7. This folding water hammock ($28) so you can cool off just below the surface.
8. This minimalist dot grid journal ($10) with thick pages so pen ink won't bleed through.
9. This adjustable tablespoon ($8) that will replace your chaotic ring of spoons.
10. This cable spool ($10) that has magnets in the middle to grasp your earbuds.
11. This flexible bag ($11) that transforms into a ball.
12. These earmuffs ($25) that will help you shut out the noisy world.
13. These Japanese charcoal bar soaps ($9) that will help you exfoliate without drying out your skin.
14. This patent print of the Argus C camera ($12 to $40) to class up your living space.
15. This stainless steel ring ($12) that has rotating balls built into it.
16. This sound grenade ($20) that will emit a 130-decibel alarm when the pin is pulled.
17. This reconfigurable Tetris lamp ($32) that will fit into any home.
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