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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

Vitamin-shaped highlighters, a water hammock, and a sound grenade: How far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This storage container ($50) that has an integrated measuring cap.

2. This bamboo drawer organizer ($18) that can expand to fit more stuff.

4. This Japanese exfoliator ($30) that will get rid of all that dead skin.

8. This minimalist dot grid journal ($10) with thick pages so pen ink won't bleed through.

9. This adjustable tablespoon ($8) that will replace your chaotic ring of spoons.

11. This flexible bag ($11) that transforms into a ball.

16. This sound grenade ($20) that will emit a 130-decibel alarm when the pin is pulled.

Anxious that you've reached the end and haven't had enough puns? Find last week's edition here.

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