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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

A shower step, laser scissors, and some terrible advice: How far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!


1. This collar and tie to make any pet look important.

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"It's been a ruff week, but this quarter's earnings are going to be through the woof."

Price: $4

5. These very fine-point pens that will let you fill in all those small details.

9. This weird container that bends around your odd-shaped sandwiches.

10. This knork (a knife and fork combination).

13. These laser-guided scissors that will never mislead you.

Aaaand that’s about it for this week. Maybe looking for more? There’s always last week's edition.

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