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Terrorists Don't Kill Americans, Dogs Do
The terrorism threat level is at "elevated" today, "high" if you want to get on a plane.
Just don't seek out Fido for comfort for your fears before boarding.
While you're terrified that the big mean terrorists are out there plotting ways to destroy America as you know it, guess who's killing God fearing 'mericans?
Not terrorists.
