back to top

11 Hints That Your Roommate Is Richard Nixon

Is your apartment home to Tricky Dick himself?

Posted on

4. Your roommate called for the formation of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), yet vetoed the Clean Water Act of 1972 for budgetary excess, just one of many examples of internally conflicting liberal and conservative views toward domestic policy.

Advertisement
Advertisement

9. Your roommate can often be heard sleep-mumbling phrases like “Damn hippies” or “That jerk Woodward” or “I’m not a crook, mommy, and I don’t WANNA go to school.”