80 Terrible Toothpaste Flavors

    Found in your local gross supermarket.

    Are your tastebuds ready?

    1. GunkPlus

    2. Beefery

    3. Wooden Splinters

    4. Medieval Person Breath

    5. Turkey Chili

    6. Bitz & Smitdgez

    7. Thin Tomato Sauce

    8. Witch's Tit

    9. Model Glue

    10. Barbie Hair

    11. Muffin Crumbs

    12. Horse Bait

    13. Garlic Knots

    14. Mint-astrophe

    15. Cinnamice and Cinnamon

    16. Who Died?

    17. Oh God Ralph Your Breath

    18. Soft Gum

    19. Nice 'N Spicy

    20. I'll Be Darned

    21. Gondall's DentyClense

    22. Sad Sack

    23. Goop Mouth

    24. Roots For Your Tooths!

    25. Cavity Gravity

    26. Tooth Soaker

    27. Mouth House

    28. Lumples

    29. Hog Milk

    30. Fungal Bungal

    31. Seriously Ralph Your Breath My God

    32. There's Nothing In Here

    33. Just Baking Soda

    34. Coffee With Milk

    35. Indie Rock-Hard Enamel

    36. The Fat Off A Goose

    37. Amazon Prime

    38. Plaid

    39. Reuben On Rye

    40. Oral History

    41. Teeth For Tat

    42. Salmon

    43. A Brush With Death

    44. Study Abroad

    45. Pot Pie Filling

    46. Ralph Please Close Your Mouth

    47. An Unlikely Pairing

    48. Healthy Goat Mouth

    49. Oreo Stegosaurus

    50. Jimmy's Fix-It Tonic

    51. Very Thick Tomato Sauce

    52. The Green Stuff Inside A Lobster

    53. Bloody Mary Mix

    54. Surprisingly Salty

    55. Plak Attak

    56. Sweeter Than Candy

    57. A Horrible Melange Of Flavors

    58. Just Candy

    59. The Ocean

    60. It's Candy

    61. Eat Up, Kids!

    62. Peach Cobbler

    63. Summer Squash

    64. Floss-Flavored

    65. Brace Yourself

    66. Scorched Earth

    67. Marine Biology

    68. Tooth Bullies

    69. Plaque Fucker-Uppers

    70. Stepdad's Choice

    71. Sad Tooth No Longer!

    72. Barf Repellent

    73. Green Bean Casserole

    74. Nearly Candy

    75. Blood Sausage

    76. Basically Candy

    77. Ralph Do You Have A Condition

    78. Stale Bread

    79. Jesus Ralph

    80. Soaked Clown Pants