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80 Terrible Toothpaste Flavors

Found in your local gross supermarket.

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1. GunkPlus

2. Beefery

3. Wooden Splinters

4. Medieval Person Breath

5. Turkey Chili

6. Bitz & Smitdgez

7. Thin Tomato Sauce

8. Witch's Tit

9. Model Glue

10. Barbie Hair

11. Muffin Crumbs

12. Horse Bait

13. Garlic Knots

14. Mint-astrophe

15. Cinnamice and Cinnamon

16. Who Died?

17. Oh God Ralph Your Breath

18. Soft Gum

19. Nice 'N Spicy

20. I'll Be Darned

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21. Gondall's DentyClense

22. Sad Sack

23. Goop Mouth

24. Roots For Your Tooths!

25. Cavity Gravity

26. Tooth Soaker

27. Mouth House

28. Lumples

29. Hog Milk

30. Fungal Bungal

31. Seriously Ralph Your Breath My God

32. There's Nothing In Here

33. Just Baking Soda

34. Coffee With Milk

35. Indie Rock-Hard Enamel

36. The Fat Off A Goose

37. Amazon Prime

38. Plaid

39. Reuben On Rye

40. Oral History

41. Teeth For Tat

42. Salmon

43. A Brush With Death

44. Study Abroad

45. Pot Pie Filling

46. Ralph Please Close Your Mouth

47. An Unlikely Pairing

48. Healthy Goat Mouth

49. Oreo Stegosaurus

50. Jimmy's Fix-It Tonic

51. Very Thick Tomato Sauce

52. The Green Stuff Inside A Lobster

53. Bloody Mary Mix

54. Surprisingly Salty

55. Plak Attak

56. Sweeter Than Candy

57. A Horrible Melange Of Flavors

58. Just Candy

59. The Ocean

60. It's Candy

61. Eat Up, Kids!

62. Peach Cobbler

63. Summer Squash

64. Floss-Flavored

65. Brace Yourself

66. Scorched Earth

67. Marine Biology

68. Tooth Bullies

69. Plaque Fucker-Uppers

70. Stepdad's Choice

71. Sad Tooth No Longer!

72. Barf Repellent

73. Green Bean Casserole

74. Nearly Candy

75. Blood Sausage

76. Basically Candy

77. Ralph Do You Have A Condition

78. Stale Bread

79. Jesus Ralph

80. Soaked Clown Pants