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You like it when I call you that, don't you?

Are You A Naughty Boy?

Let's find out! First, be honest: how often do you lie on your taxes?

When's the last time you called your poor mother?

How much do you love America?

Do you litter?

Have you ever killed another living creature?

Do you believe in a Universal Morality, based largely on interpretations of truth and reality in the work of Parmenides of Elea?

My oh my! You are a very naughty boy indeed! We all love naughty boys and you are the naughtiest we've ever seen! Our pretty hair and white bras are very happy to learn this fact!

You are a very naughty boy!

Well well well! Your naughtiness is greater than the national average, and that's saying something! I'm so pleased that I've crossed my legs at the ankle and stared directly into a light source!

You are an above-average naughty boy!

Well well! You're vaguely naughty! Tsk tsk. You're sorta an awful person. That's nothing to celebrate. What would your mother say? And just think of the children...

You're a vaguely naughty boy!

Well, shucks! I was really hoping I'd find a naughty boy to play with, but you just don't meet the mark. \*Sigh\* Now I have to keep searching for someone to help me put on this sunscreen...

Oh darn! You aren't a naughty boy at all!

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Are You A Naughty Boy?

Hey there, handsome.

I just have one question for you.