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22 Things To Expect When You're Expecting ...A FOOD Baby
Food Baby On Board! While your Facebook friends are welcoming their first child, you're experiencing your own contractions. (I'm talking bowel movements, people.) But much leads up to the final push. Here are the stages you can come to expect when you're expecting a food baby.