The Kardashian Emojis (Kimojis) Are Here, NSFW And Fire!

....and completely useless to anyone in the real world, but alas I'm here.

The Paper Magazine Emoji

Use this when: You want to warn your crew you will be getting white girl wasted--and naked.

The Graduation Cap Emoji

Use this when: You're having a night cap, listening to the Graduation, Late Registration or College Drop-Out album, any time really except when talking about education because can Kylie even read?

The Krying Kim Face

Use this when: You find out, once again, the Kylie Jenner Lip Kit is sold-out.

The Kim Kardashian West-Side Emoji

Use this when: You want to reminiscence on MySpace days or celebrate one of the GOATs.

The White Guy Emoji

Use this when: You're explaining why you're not returning his calls.

The Shower Sex Emoji

Use this when: Reciting Ye's lyrics, "I think I fell in love with a porn star / And got married in a bathroom."

The Slang Terms Emoji

Use this when: You're too busy shopping to type letters, doll.

The Hair Color Emojis

Use this when: Your borderline personality disorder is in full effect.

The Chicken and Waffles Emoji

Use this when: You need to tell your S.O. what to also get as they "hurry up with your damn croissants", or when you want to be mildly racist.

The Black Card Emoji

Use this when: You're drunk and have pledged to buy everyone a shot.

The When Pigs Fly Emoji

Use this when: Someone asks you to anything other than get burritos. And especially when an ex texts you for some Netflix & chill.

The Syringe Emoji

Use this when: You're getting a Brazilian butt lift injection.