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    21 Reasons Carnival Cruise's Ultimate Cowboys Fan Fest Was Way Up!

    There are two things Dallas residents love: country music and football. And on a Sunday? Then let me say, attending the Carnival Cruise 'Ultimate Cowboys Fan Fest' was truly a religious experience. I was already stoked to learn that the entire event was free (my favorite number!) but plot twist: everything I did at the fest will be available on Carnival Cruises! Including the awesome, rockin' performance by Trace Adkins. Brb, booking my ticket to Europe now. (Yes, they have trips to Europe.)

    Food trucks...

    ...more food trucks....

    ...ALL THE FOOD TRUCKS

    We think you get the point.

    But you were able to burn it all off with a game of ping-pong (or flip cup.)

    Jenga structures rivaled Dallas buildings.

    Finally, a golf course I could (almost) play well on.

    Fans swing....

    ...aaaand miss!

    But this kid did alright. And played ball with Cowboys legend Darren Woodson, because #nbd.

    Darren's ring was bigger than every girl posting #HePutARingOnIt engagement announcement pics on Facebook.

    MOON BOUNCES BECAUSE YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD.

    Face paint on fleek.

    Oh yeah. A (free) concert by Grammy-nominated country singer Trace Adkins because, again, #nbd.

    When asked if he had any tricks up his sleeve, Trace responded, "All our songs are tricks if we do 'em right."

    Touche.

    Not pictured: Darren line-dancing and "not whipping it like Nae Nae because my son will kill me."

    And a performance by the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders! (You're welcome.)

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    (Seriously, guys, I'm no hero.)

    Mocktails.

    At 5'7 and a size 8, this will be the smallest I ever feel.

    Country music and football THAT'S WHAT DALLAS DOES!