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The Dirtiest One Direction Lyrics...Like, Ever

Guys, come on. Like, you only need one song about sex on your album.

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1. "Tonight Let's Get Some" - Live While We're Young (Take Me Home)

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Subtle, you guys. Really subtle.

2. "Can I take you home with me?" - Best Song Ever (Midnight Memories)

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Wow. So much for innocent teenagers - oh wait, oxymoron.

3. "I don't know why I wanna be with every girl I meet" - Alive (Midnight Memories)

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4. "It's 4am, and I know that you're with him I wonder if he knows that I touched your skin...And if he feels my traces in your hair I'm sorry love but I don't really care" - Happily (Midnight Memories)

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Liam...you were supposed to be the 'daddy direction'...you know, NOT MAKE SEXUAL REFERENCES IN YOUR SONGS!

And Louis.....how did your traces get up there?

5. Does he know you can move it like that....Does he know you're out and I want you so bad?" - Does He Know (Midnight Memories)

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Zayn....really? This song is basically; I know more about you, so you should cheat on him with me. Like, seriously.

"Does he know that you'll never go back?"

Come! Cheat on your boyfriend with me!

6. "Your hands touching me, they're touching me, and your eyes keep saying things" - Little White Lies (Midnight Memories)

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Touching where? Saying what?

7. "You've got that one thing, and I need that one thing" - One Thing (Take Me Home)

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Okay....what is that one thing again? Spell it out for us, why don't you?

8. "A mess I made upon your innocence" - Gotta Be You (Up All Night)

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9. "Tell me tell me tell me how to turn your love on" - Kiss You (Take Me Home)

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Are you sure you didn't want to do a little more than kiss?

10. "Think about all the places we could go" - Why Don't We Go There (Midnight Memories)

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And, on that topic, why don't we go there, hmm?

11. "People going all the way, yeah all the way" - Up All Night (Up All Night)

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Guys...really?

12. "They don't know about the things we do" - They Don't Know About Us (Take Me Home)

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Okay, hun. Since we don't know about the things you do, why don't you tell us?

13. "Would he please you....would he touch you" - I Would (Take Me Home)

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No comment.

14. "I wanna see the way you move for me baby" - Little Black Dress (Midnight Memories)

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15. "I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me, yeah!" - Rock Me (Take Me Home)

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WOW. WOW. THIS IS THE MOST INNOCENT SONG I'VE EVER HEARD. IT'S TOTALLY NOT ABOUT SEX, AT ALL!

But it's all okay...we love them anyway. After all.......

They are our crazy...

Irrational....

Hilarious....

Adorable....

Sexy lads

What would we do without them?

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