1. Traffic on 35 and MOPAC really gets on your nerves
2. If you live close to downtown you own a scooter, kayak, or bicyle
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Maybe even all three
3. You hate the fact that SXSW takes over downtown down in March
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but you love all the free shows, and would do anything for an all access pass
5. You have a love/hate relationship with the formula one race track, and the people it attracts
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Mostly hate
6. You’ve unintentionally been at the South Congress Bridge when the bats came out
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7. After a certain age Dirty 6th gets old. You prefer West 6th, Rainey, or pretty much anywhere but the dirty
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Lets face it. It's full of tourists and rachets
9. Choosing between Franklin’s and Salt Lick is like choosing between which child you love more
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You love them both equally
10. A Don Juan from Juan in a Million is the best and cheapest hangover cure (even though the wait is crazy on the weekends)
11. Leslie was considered an Austin icon and is truly missed
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R.I.P. Leslie
12. You avoided downtown and Highland Park Mall like the plague during Texas Relays Weekend
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13. You knew Barton Springs was the best way to cool off on a hot summer day
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You may see people in various stages of partial nudity
14. Whether you went to UT or not OU still sucks
15. You really really don't want people to move here
16. Cedar fever is the worst thing ever
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January - February are unbearable
17. You've taken a date to The Oasis on Lake Travis
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Great view
18. People take their pets everywhere and you love it
Dog parks everywhere
19. Hipsters and homeless are very similar yet very different, but you somtimes have trouble telling them apart
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Austin has plenty of both
20. You get super stoked every year for the announcement of the ACL lineup
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3 day passes never last long
21. However, you feel it is getting a little too big
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Two weekends long now!
22. You know that Reggae Fest is a stoner's paradise
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and police looked the other way
24. You have mixed feelings on the gentrification of the East Side
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25. Blues on the Green is hot, overcrowded, and you spent most of the time drinking but you never missed a concert
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Did we mention its free
26. Going to the Whole Foods flagship store is an ordeal, but it offers a diverse cross section of Austin people
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They also have food although it is kind of pricey (Whole Paycheck)
27. You didn't trust Lance Armstrong even before the scandal
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Tis tis
28. You wish you could live in a swanky apartment downtown, but it would cost most of your paycheck
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The Austonian
29. Exercise consisted of walking, running, biking, canoeing, rowing, paddle boarding or doing anything on or around Lady Bird Lake
30. You have had an interesting tipsy conversation with pedicab driver
31. You know of a food truck for every single type of food
32. You have a cliché pic at Mt. Bonell, the 360 Bridge, the "Hi, how are you?" frog, and/or “i love you so much” at Joe's Coffee
33. All in all you love this city and wouldn't change it for the world
