18 Lies Disney Told Us About Romance

Don’t believe everything you see in movies.

1. Eating in an alley is romantic:

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Nope, eating in an alley usually comes with unwanted company.

2. Your significant other will be totally cool with your male roommates:

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Well, they might not get along as well as you expected.

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3. A relationship based on a lie will turn out well:

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Actually, honesty may be the best policy.

4. Getting kissed by a stranger while sleeping is romantic:

On second thought it’s a tad bit creepy.

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5. Imprisonment leads to courting:

Nope, nobody likes being chained down.

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6. Beauty is only skin deep:

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Well, only if they they turn out to be ridiculously good looking.

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7. Jungles are very romantic:

Negative. Jungles are hot, humid, and usually the opposite of fun.

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8. Being nice, not looking good, will get you the girl:

Nope, having a pretty face and muscles is definitely a huge help.

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9. You can fall in love from just one dance:

Actually, never let dancing be a deciding factor.

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10. Obsessing over your crush is cute:

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Nope, it can actually be creepy.

11. A poor guy can get a princess:

No, in reality don’t lie about your financial status.

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12. Rich and powerful men are all ridiculously good looking:

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If only that were true.

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13. Your dad is going to love the guy you’re dating:

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Uhhh, maybe not.

14. Kissing is always intense…

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…and magical:

Nope, even Disney knows things can go wrong.

15. Friends don’t mind if you steal their crushes:

Nope, that’s not going to end well.

16. Women love an overly macho man:

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Only if you don’t lay it on too thick.

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17. Kissing a frog will get you a prince:

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No, it will probably just get a lot of strange looks, and judgement. Yes, lots of judgement.

18. It’s perfectly acceptable to go on a date without pants:

Don’t do it! Save the no pants dance for a private setting.

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