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    18 Lies Disney Told Us About Romance

    Don't believe everything you see in movies.

    1. Eating in an alley is romantic:

    Nope, eating in an alley usually comes with unwanted company.

    2. Your significant other will be totally cool with your male roommates:

    Well, they might not get along as well as you expected.

    3. A relationship based on a lie will turn out well:

    Actually, honesty may be the best policy.

    4. Getting kissed by a stranger while sleeping is romantic:

    On second thought it's a tad bit creepy.

    5. Imprisonment leads to courting:

    Nope, nobody likes being chained down.

    6. Beauty is only skin deep:

    Well, only if they they turn out to be ridiculously good looking.

    7. Jungles are very romantic:

    Negative. Jungles are hot, humid, and usually the opposite of fun.

    8. Being nice, not looking good, will get you the girl:

    Nope, having a pretty face and muscles is definitely a huge help.

    9. You can fall in love from just one dance:

    Actually, never let dancing be a deciding factor.

    10. Obsessing over your crush is cute:

    Nope, it can actually be creepy.

    11. A poor guy can get a princess:

    No, in reality don't lie about your financial status.

    12. Rich and powerful men are all ridiculously good looking:

    If only that were true.

    13. Your dad is going to love the guy you're dating:

    Uhhh, maybe not.

    14. Kissing is always intense...

    ...and magical:

    Nope, even Disney knows things can go wrong.

    15. Friends don't mind if you steal their crushes:

    Nope, that's not going to end well.

    16. Women love an overly macho man:

    Only if you don't lay it on too thick.

    17. Kissing a frog will get you a prince:

    No, it will probably just get a lot of strange looks, and judgement. Yes, lots of judgement.

    18. It's perfectly acceptable to go on a date without pants:

    Don't do it! Save the no pants dance for a private setting.