1. Eating in an alley is romantic:
Nope, eating in an alley usually comes with unwanted company.
2. Your significant other will be totally cool with your male roommates:
Well, they might not get along as well as you expected.
3. A relationship based on a lie will turn out well:
Actually, honesty may be the best policy.
4. Getting kissed by a stranger while sleeping is romantic:
On second thought it's a tad bit creepy.
5. Imprisonment leads to courting:
Nope, nobody likes being chained down.
6. Beauty is only skin deep:
Well, only if they they turn out to be ridiculously good looking.
7. Jungles are very romantic:
Negative. Jungles are hot, humid, and usually the opposite of fun.
8. Being nice, not looking good, will get you the girl:
Nope, having a pretty face and muscles is definitely a huge help.
9. You can fall in love from just one dance:
Actually, never let dancing be a deciding factor.
10. Obsessing over your crush is cute:
Nope, it can actually be creepy.
11. A poor guy can get a princess:
No, in reality don't lie about your financial status.
12. Rich and powerful men are all ridiculously good looking:
If only that were true.
13. Your dad is going to love the guy you're dating:
Uhhh, maybe not.
14. Kissing is always intense...
Nope, even Disney knows things can go wrong.
15. Friends don't mind if you steal their crushes:
Nope, that's not going to end well.
16. Women love an overly macho man:
Only if you don't lay it on too thick.
17. Kissing a frog will get you a prince:
No, it will probably just get a lot of strange looks, and judgement. Yes, lots of judgement.
18. It's perfectly acceptable to go on a date without pants:
Don't do it! Save the no pants dance for a private setting.
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