25 Reasons You Should Never Visit The South
Just stay away.
Many people believe the South is some kind of beautiful place.
Their beliefs are 100% false!
The South is the opposite of pretty.
It's just a huge mess of thicket and brush.
There is nothing but miles and miles of weeds, and huge swarths of undergrowth.
The entire region lacks any kind of allure...
...and most of the land is dull and featureless.
All the water here is murky and dirty.
It's just a bunch of unmajestic streams...
...and slow-flowing creeks.
All the countryside is bland...
...and totally unassuming.
The beaches are soooo underwhelming...
...and the sand is strewn with seaweed.
The cities here are nothing but backwood pit stops.
These metropolises have no culture...
...and totally lack any kind of charm or beauty.
Not to mention, nothing of note ever happens.
The wildlife here is so damn average.
There are pretty much the same kind of animals you would find anywhere else.
Taking a walk around here is mind-numbingly dull.
There is absolutely nothing pretty to look at.
Every landscape looks exactly the same.
So if you're thinking of visiting the South, think again.
Its utter ugliness will only serve to disappoint.
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