Buzz·Posted on Mar 5, 201524 Questions Americans Have For The BritishBesides driving on the opposite side of the road.by Javier MorenoBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Why do you call cookies "biscuits"? View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Better yet, what do you call America's version of biscuits? View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 2. Why would you eat something called spotted dick? Heinz / Via imgur.com 3. In fact, why are most of your food names sexual? imgur.com 4. Why do your judges still wear powdered wigs? Oli Scarff / Via Getty Those have been out of fashion for at least 200 years. 5. Why do you call diapers "nappies"? View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Maybe crappies would be a better name? 6. How many times do you need be reminded to mind the damn gap? en.wikipedia.org / Via Wikipedia Commons Haven't you seen enough caps to not have to be constantly reminded of them? 7. Why do you drink tea in literally every situation? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF BBC Literally EVERYTHING! 8. How on earth do you deal with the weather? imgur.com It seems like a perpetual rain and October temperatures. 9. Why do you all strip down when you see the slightest bit of sun? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Summit 10. Why do you think Marmite tastes good? imgur.com It's like Vegemite but British. 11. Why do you have two taps instead of one? theprivycounsel.blogspot.co.uk 12. What the hell is the deal with cricket? imgur.com White clothes? A match is called a test? The games are several days long? 13. Why do you lose your accents when you sing? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF the--e-team.tumblr.com Seriously, why? 14. Speaking of accents, why do you all have SOOO many? imgur.com 15. How come your headlines are on a whole different level? imgur.com 16. Why are you all so stoic? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF BBC Always with the stiff upper lip. 17. How many BBC channels do you have? imgur.com 18. Why do you think men wearing dresses is the epitome of comedy? Showtime Eddie Izzard is kind of cute. 19. What do you want to be called? Britain, Great Britain, England, the United Kingdom, or the U.K.? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF BBC 20. How come you're so obsessed with the royal family? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF uproxx.com And how do you watch anything on TV when there is a royal baby? 21. Why do you pluralize "math"? memegenerator.com Do you want more than one math? 22. How is this a condiment? guide.alibaba.com EWWW!!! 23. Why do you call lines "queues"? Ara-Man @fractalyse So the train's not even here yet and already the queue has begun.... #britishproblems 06:18 AM - 07 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. And finally, how come your cursing and slang is so much better than ours? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF BBC It really is.