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27 Things Every Former Fraternity Guy Knows To Be True

It's not all Greek to you.

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1. No matter how hard you try, you can't bring yourself to throw away your old Sperrys.

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2. You always had patriotic clothing for any occasion.

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'Merica

3. Every once in while you still crave a Keystone.

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Or a Fratty Light.

4. You still own a questionable seersucker suit that you never wear.

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5. Beer bonging doesn't have the same appeal it used to.

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6. You have no idea how to explain that goofy composite pic that seemed like a good idea at the time.

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7. You remember wearing short shorts way before they were a thing.

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Sky's out thighs out.

8. You have a love-hate relationship with the word "frat."

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"Would you call your country a ..."

9. You still get excited whenever you hear "Wagon Wheel."

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But you're not so sure about the Darius Rucker version.

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10. Looking at your old photos, you inevitably come across a cringeworthy one from a theme party...

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... But still reminisce about how fun those parties were.

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11. A good portion of the shirts in your wardrobe still have logos on them...

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13. It's sad, but you can no longer rock croakies with a tank top after college.

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14. You have a stack of elaborately decorated coolers that you never use.

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15. You wish it were still socially acceptable to wear your old fraternity gear.

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16. You still sometimes classify people as GDIs or geeds.

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17. You've managed to keep in touch with most of the guys in your pledge class.

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18. And have absolutely no idea how you made it through pledgeship.

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19. You wonder how you got up at 6:30 a.m. for the tailgating, but still managed to miss the game.

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20. You marvel at how intense you used to pre-game.

21. You have an extended vocabulary of words you no longer use.

22. You now realize that you spent a small fortune on fraternity dues.

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And your wardrobe.

23. You have no idea how you lived in a disgusting house with 30 other guys.

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24. Gray New Balance's will forever be "newbies" to you.

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25. You miss the competitiveness of intramurals.

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26. You're still not willing to share your secret handshake with anyone.

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27. Oh, and of course no matter how hard you try, you will never be able to forget the greek alphabet.

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