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Updated on Aug 5, 2019. Posted on Nov 22, 2014

The Most Impossible Game Of "Would You Rather": Butts Vs. Bulges

Posteriors or packages? NSFW: many butts and bulges ahead.

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    Get your hands on Charlie Hunnams's glorious bum?
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    Or find out firsthand if Channing Tatum's mega-bulge is the real deal?
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    Cop a feel of Bradley Cooper's sweet cheeks?
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    Or see if Ryan Gosling's tattoos go all the way down?
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    Feel the power of Brad Pitt's tanned buns?
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    Or see what's really hiding behind David Beckham's boxers?
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    Shower up next to Christian Bale's soapy cheeks?
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    Or get sweaty and winded with the prime package of Justin Theroux?
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    Get wild with Joe Manganiello's assets?
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    Or get down with Marky Mark and his funky bulge?
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    Get some carnal knowledge of Henry Cavill's derrière?
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    Or find out if Mario Lopez's bulge is as big as advertised?
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    Spend some time with Hugh Jackman's "Days of Future Ass"?
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    Get ballsy with Cristiano Ronaldo's bundle?
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    Experience The "True Butt" Of Alexander Skarsgård?
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    Or the "True Bulge" of Mehcad Brooks?
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    Quench your Thorstyness for Chris Hemworth's bottom?
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    Get your fix with Michael Fassbender and his massive member?
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    Get up close and personal with Channing Tatum's caboose?
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    Or get neighborly with Zac Efron's baloney pony?
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    Find out what Nathan Fillion's apple bottom is really about?
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    Or see what Chris Pratt's anaconda is all about?
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    Get cheeky with Jake Gyllenhaal's man cakes?
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    Get familiar with Nick Jonas' handful of man meat?
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    Warm up with Cuba Gooding Jr.'s goods?
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    Get a better look at Jamie Dornan's beautiful bundle?
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    Bask in the greatness of Idris Elba's magnificent booty?
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    Or be in the presence of Jon Hamm's legendary hammaconda?