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The Most Impossible Game Of "Would You Rather": Butts Vs. Bulges

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  1. Would you rather...

    Get your hands on Charlie Hunnams's glorious bum?
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    Get your hands on Charlie Hunnams's glorious bum?
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    Or find out firsthand if Channing Tatum's mega-bulge is the real deal?
    Universal Pictures / Warner Bros. Pictures
    Or find out firsthand if Channing Tatum's mega-bulge is the real deal?
    Universal Pictures / Warner Bros. Pictures

The Most Impossible Game Of "Would You Rather": Butts Vs. Bulges

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  1. Get your hands on Charlie Hunnams's glorious bum?
     
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  2. Or find out firsthand if Channing Tatum's mega-bulge is the real deal?
     
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  1. Would you rather...

    Cop a feel of Bradley Cooper's sweet cheeks?
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    Cop a feel of Bradley Cooper's sweet cheeks?
    Red Lizard Films / Kirk McCoy / Los Angeles Times
    Or see if Ryan Gosling's tattoos go all the way down?
    Focus Features
    Or see if Ryan Gosling's tattoos go all the way down?
    Focus Features

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  2. Or see if Ryan Gosling's tattoos go all the way down?
     
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  1. Would you rather...

    Feel the power of Brad Pitt's tanned buns?
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    Or see what's really hiding behind David Beckham's boxers?
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  2. Or see what's really hiding behind David Beckham's boxers?
     
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  1. Would you rather...

    Shower up next to Christian Bale's soapy cheeks?
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    Shower up next to Christian Bale's soapy cheeks?
    Liongates Film
    Or get sweaty and winded with the prime package of Justin Theroux?
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    Or get sweaty and winded with the prime package of Justin Theroux?
    Splash News

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  2. Or get sweaty and winded with the prime package of Justin Theroux?
     
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  1. Would you rather...

    Get wild with Joe Manganiello's assets?
    HBO
    Get wild with Joe Manganiello's assets?
    HBO
    Or get down with Marky Mark and his funky bulge?
    Barry King / Wire Image / Interscope
    Or get down with Marky Mark and his funky bulge?
    Barry King / Wire Image / Interscope

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  2. Or get down with Marky Mark and his funky bulge?
     
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    Or get down with Marky Mark and his funky bulge?
  1. Would you rather...

    Get some carnal knowledge of Henry Cavill's derrière?
    Showtime / Universal Pictures
    Get some carnal knowledge of Henry Cavill's derrière?
    Showtime / Universal Pictures
    Or find out if Mario Lopez's bulge is as big as advertised?
    Rated M / Jason Merritt / Getty
    Or find out if Mario Lopez's bulge is as big as advertised?
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  2. Or find out if Mario Lopez's bulge is as big as advertised?
     
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  1. Would you rather...

    Spend some time with Hugh Jackman's
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    Spend some time with Hugh Jackman's "Days of Future Ass"?
    20th Century Fox / Slaven Vlasic / Getty
    Get ballsy with Cristiano Ronaldo's bundle?
    Giorgio Armani / Patricia De Melo / AFP
    Get ballsy with Cristiano Ronaldo's bundle?
    Giorgio Armani / Patricia De Melo / AFP

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  2. Get ballsy with Cristiano Ronaldo's bundle?
     
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  1. Would you rather...

    Experience The
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    Experience The "True Butt" Of Alexander Skarsgård?
    HBO / Andrew H. Walker / Getty
    Or the
    Calvin Klein / Jason Merritt / Getty
    Or the "True Bulge" of Mehcad Brooks?
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    Experience The "True Butt" Of Alexander Skarsgård?
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    Or the "True Bulge" of Mehcad Brooks?
  1. Would you rather...

    Quench your Thorstyness for Chris Hemworth's bottom?
    Universal Pictures / Pascal Le Segretain / Getty
    Quench your Thorstyness for Chris Hemworth's bottom?
    Universal Pictures / Pascal Le Segretain / Getty
    Get your fix with Michael Fassbender and his massive member?
    Momentum Films / 20th Century Fox
    Get your fix with Michael Fassbender and his massive member?
    Momentum Films / 20th Century Fox

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  2. Get your fix with Michael Fassbender and his massive member?
     
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    Get your fix with Michael Fassbender and his massive member?
  1. Would you rather...

    Get up close and personal with Channing Tatum's caboose?
    Warner Bros. Pictures / Sean Gallup / Getty
    Get up close and personal with Channing Tatum's caboose?
    Warner Bros. Pictures / Sean Gallup / Getty
    Or get neighborly with Zac Efron's baloney pony?
    Universal Pictures
    Or get neighborly with Zac Efron's baloney pony?
    Universal Pictures

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  1. Would you rather...

    Find out what Nathan Fillion's apple bottom is really about?
    20th Century Fox / Ray Tamara / Getty
    Find out what Nathan Fillion's apple bottom is really about?
    20th Century Fox / Ray Tamara / Getty
    Or see what Chris Pratt's anaconda is all about?
    eonline.com / Frazer Harrison / Getty
    Or see what Chris Pratt's anaconda is all about?
    eonline.com / Frazer Harrison / Getty

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  1. Would you rather...

    Get cheeky with Jake Gyllenhaal's man cakes?
    20th Century Fox / Fredrick Brown / Getty
    Get cheeky with Jake Gyllenhaal's man cakes?
    20th Century Fox / Fredrick Brown / Getty
    Get familiar with Nick Jonas' handful of man meat?
    Yu Tsai / Flaunt Magazine
    Get familiar with Nick Jonas' handful of man meat?
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  1. Would you rather...

    Warm up with Cuba Gooding Jr.'s goods?
    Universal Pictures / Fredrick Brown / Getty
    Warm up with Cuba Gooding Jr.'s goods?
    Universal Pictures / Fredrick Brown / Getty
    Get a better look at Jamie Dornan's beautiful bundle?
    Calvin Klein
    Get a better look at Jamie Dornan's beautiful bundle?
    Calvin Klein

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    Get a better look at Jamie Dornan's beautiful bundle?
  1. Would you rather...

    Bask in the greatness of Idris Elba's magnificent booty?
    HBO
    Bask in the greatness of Idris Elba's magnificent booty?
    HBO
    Or be in the presence of Jon Hamm's legendary hammaconda?
    Splash News
    Or be in the presence of Jon Hamm's legendary hammaconda?
    Splash News

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