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26 Secrets People With Thick Hair Won't Tell You

Thick hair don't care.

1. Going to bed with your hair wet means dealing with a total disaster in the morning.

#thickhairproblemsnight Washing your hair before bed and waking up like

2. Humidity quickly turns tamed hair into a frizzy nightmare.

3. You have left a series of combs, brushes, and picks in your wake.

4. The shedding process produces epic hairballs.

5. And those hairballs lead to horribly clogged drains.

6. You won't let anyone know that hours of blow drying can instantly be ruined by one gust of wind.

This is what happens when i blow dry my hair and go outside for not even 10 minutes #thickhairprobs

7. You spend an absurd amount on haircuts because you visit the hair salon so often.

8. If you're a girl, you've tried every single straightener out there.

9. And straightening it takes f-o-r-e-v-e-r...

10. On the flip side curling it means spending hours in grandma-style rollers.

11. It's nearly impossible for thick hair to look manageable in a hat.

12. And it looks even funnier when you take it off.

13. Whenever your friends find your hairs at their house, you always deny it.

14. If you shave your legs, hiding them is a chore, because the hair grows back almost instantly.

#thickhairproblemsnight one day without shaving be like

15. You keep a ton of bobby pins hidden away at all times.

16. Secretly spelling words out on shower walls becomes part of your daily ritual.

17. You have more trendy hair ties than you will ever be willing to admit.

18. Because each and every one has a short shelf life.

#thickhairproblemsnight now I need to buy a new pack of ties

19. Bed head is real, unforgiving, and unrelenting.

#thickhairproblemsnight WAKE UP IN THE MORNING LIKE:

20. If you like your hair short, it takes a ton of product just to keep it in check.

21. The ponytail cycle is ruthless.

22. Once your hair's wet, it takes an eternity to get dry.

23. Brushing it out never makes it better, only worse.

#thickhairproblemsnight "just brush ur hair & get the tangles out"

24. Whether it's conditioner, shampoo, or hair spray, one bottle never ever gets the job done.

when your hair conditioner bottles look like this compared to your shampoo bottle#ThickHairProbs @mixdgrlproblems

25. You can knit a sweater from all the excess hair found in a brush's bristles.

after you brush your hair you could make a wig (but your hair is still like double as thick) #thickhairproblemsnight

26. Oh, and if it's thick on top, it's probably thick everywhere else.