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26 Secrets People With Thick Hair Won't Tell You

Thick hair don't care.

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1. Going to bed with your hair wet means dealing with a total disaster in the morning.

#thickhairproblemsnight Washing your hair before bed and waking up like

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#thickhairproblemsnight Washing your hair before bed and waking up like

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2. Humidity quickly turns tamed hair into a frizzy nightmare.

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3. You have left a series of combs, brushes, and picks in your wake.

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And no one knows it was you.

4. The shedding process produces epic hairballs.

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It really doesn't matter because there is plenty more where that came from.

5. And those hairballs lead to horribly clogged drains.

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EWWWWW!!!

6. You won't let anyone know that hours of blow drying can instantly be ruined by one gust of wind.

This is what happens when i blow dry my hair and go outside for not even 10 minutes #thickhairprobs

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This is what happens when i blow dry my hair and go outside for not even 10 minutes ???? #thickhairprobs

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7. You spend an absurd amount on haircuts because you visit the hair salon so often.

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The phrases "thin it out" and "texturize" quickly become part of your vocabulary.

8. If you're a girl, you've tried every single straightener out there.

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But you secretly convince yourself it's worth every penny.

9. And straightening it takes f-o-r-e-v-e-r...

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You'll be finished by 2021.

10. On the flip side curling it means spending hours in grandma-style rollers.

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It's a good look.

11. It's nearly impossible for thick hair to look manageable in a hat.

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12. And it looks even funnier when you take it off.

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13. Whenever your friends find your hairs at their house, you always deny it.

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14. If you shave your legs, hiding them is a chore, because the hair grows back almost instantly.

#thickhairproblemsnight one day without shaving be like

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#thickhairproblemsnight one day without shaving be like

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15. You keep a ton of bobby pins hidden away at all times.

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But one can never be found when you need it.

16. Secretly spelling words out on shower walls becomes part of your daily ritual.

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But you pray no one else sees it.

17. You have more trendy hair ties than you will ever be willing to admit.

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18. Because each and every one has a short shelf life.

#thickhairproblemsnight now I need to buy a new pack of ties

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#thickhairproblemsnight now I need to buy a new pack of ties??????

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19. Bed head is real, unforgiving, and unrelenting.

#thickhairproblemsnight WAKE UP IN THE MORNING LIKE:

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#thickhairproblemsnight WAKE UP IN THE MORNING LIKE:

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20. If you like your hair short, it takes a ton of product just to keep it in check.

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Gel, mousse, and spray, OH MY!

21. The ponytail cycle is ruthless.

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Hair down, too hot. Pull it up: too heavy, get headache...and repeat.

22. Once your hair's wet, it takes an eternity to get dry.

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Air dry my hair? That will only take about four hours.

23. Brushing it out never makes it better, only worse.

#thickhairproblemsnight "just brush ur hair & get the tangles out"

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"just brush ur hair & get the tangles out"

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24. Whether it's conditioner, shampoo, or hair spray, one bottle never ever gets the job done.

when your hair conditioner bottles look like this compared to your shampoo bottle#ThickHairProbs @mixdgrlproblems

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when your hair conditioner bottles look like this compared to your shampoo bottle#ThickHairProbs @mixdgrlproblems

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25. You can knit a sweater from all the excess hair found in a brush's bristles.

after you brush your hair you could make a wig (but your hair is still like double as thick) #thickhairproblemsnight

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after you brush your hair you could make a wig (but your hair is still like double as thick) #thickhairproblemsnight

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26. Oh, and if it's thick on top, it's probably thick everywhere else.

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Chest hair don't care.

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