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23 Problems Every Only Child Will Understand

One is the loneliest number.

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1. You are terrible at sharing food.

2. And when people take it, the situation gets real.

3. You are always a mediator between your parents when they fight.

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4. Growing up, you really wish you had someone to play with...

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5. ...and your other sources of entertainment weren't exactly, well...entertaining.

6. You're really awkward around kids.

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7. And you still have no idea how to hold a baby.

8. So you totally suck at babysitting.

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9. You've always needed a lot of personal space.

10. You have two living options: trying desperately to be a normal person around roommates...

(And usually failing.)
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(And usually failing.)

11. ...or paying waaaay more to live alone.

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12. Your tolerance for teasing is really low.

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13. As a child you didn't really "play" well with others.

14. Holidays with your immediate family consist of three people or fewer.

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15. And there are certain holidays you just can't celebrate.

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16. You had an imaginary buddy.

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Happy national sibling day!

Oh wait....

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17. Sometimes your friends get weirded out because you treat them like actual family.

18. And you are always attempting to bribe them to come over with promises of pizza.

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19. Growing up, you never had an opportunity to blame your brother or sister for anything.

20. Your parents' house is a creepy shrine to your personal achievements.

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21. You always get questions like, "So, your parents weren’t able/didn’t want to have more kids?”

22. Or were told, "You must have been spoiled."

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OK, maybe you were a little spoiled.

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23. In the end, when it all comes down to it, your family's future rests solely on you.

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So, even though being an only child was lonely at times...

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...at least you were always the favorite.

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