How Many Euphemisms For Sex Do You Know?

Are you well-versed in the language of love?

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    Take a trip to pound town
    Bump uglies
    Knock boots
    Check the oil
    Feed the kitty
    Do the no pants dance
    Two person push ups
    Slime the banana
    Fill the cream donut
    Burping the worm in the mole hole
    Test the humidity
    Bone
    Stuff the taco
    Ride the skin bus into tuna town
    Polish the porpose
    Sweep the chimney
    Bury the bone
    Thread the needle
    Take old one eye to the optometrist
    Pork
    Spear the bearded clam
    Boink
    Ride the flag pole
    Get some stankie on the hang down
    Hit a home run
    Pound the punanni pavement
    Hizzit the skins
    Smack the salmon
    Test the suspension
    Slam the ham
    Horizontal hula
    Make the beast with two backs
    Ride the bolonga pony
    Stuff the beaver
    Attack the pink fortress
    Exchange bodily fluids
    Play hide the canoli
    Shuck the oyster
    Four legged fox trot
    Butter the biscuit
    Shake the trailer
    Make whoopee
    Play hide the German sausage
    Hanky panky
    Open the gates of Mordor
    Get mounted
    Go home to play with the box the kid came in
    Clean the carpet
    Know in the Biblical sense
    Lust and thrust
    Park the beef bus into tuna town
    Smash pissers
    Mattress dance
    Hump
    Buck
    Mingle limbs
    Part the pink sea
    Bed boogie
    Make babies
    Spelunking the Bat Cave
    Hot beef injection
    Get your end wet
    Cave diving
    Bury the weasel
    Fornicate
    Do the deed
    Stir the up skirt yogurt
    Park the Plymouth into the garage of love
    Have relations
    Roll in the hay
    Play doctor
    Do the nasty
    Shag
    Vulcanize the whoopee stick
    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
    Score
    Fuck

How Many Euphemisms For Sex Do You Know?

So you haven’t heard every phrase in the book. That’s OK, an extensive sexual vernacular takes time. When it comes to sexy slang, practice makes perfect. Your knowledge can only expand from here.

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Your sexual terminology is small, but growing by the day. It's OK, though, carnal knowledge is a life-long pursuit. With a little more practice, you can learn every sultry and sexual saying in no time.

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Your understanding of love language is strong. There are only very few phrases you haven’t mastered. You possess a vast vocabulary full of sexual phrases to describe life’s dirty deeds.

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You are all-knowing in things concerning the language of lust. When it comes to sex euphemisms, you’ve heard it all. From the most common to the totally obscure, innuendo is something that never goes over your head.

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