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Everyone seems to think that Texas is a some kind of natural paradise.
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They couldn't be more wrong.
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It's not pretty at all.
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Seasons aren't even a thing here.
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It's a land of perpetual summer...
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...and spring is pretty much nonexistent.
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The landscapes are completely underwhelming.
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I mean, who would actually want to see this?
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It's just a dry desert wasteland.
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Seriously, it's sooo dry!
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The whole state is pretty much flat...
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...and most of the land is completely featureless.
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The beaches are gross...
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...and the rivers are a huge letdown.
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Road trips through the state are a total drag.
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There is absolutely nothing to see.
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The cities aren't that great...
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...and some are flat-out ugly.
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The sunsets are unremarkable...
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...and the night sky is painfully dull.
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The wildlife is nothing out of the ordinary.
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I mean, this is JUST a cat.
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Seriously, don't come to Texas.
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Its total lack of beauty will only let you down.
