Top 12 Ways To Tell A Murderer Or "Mhmhm"

We found the perfect way to tell a murderer or "mhmhm" every time. Brace yourself. Every woman must read!

People are always asking what is the best way to stay away from that person who is going to murder your body and leave it in a dumpster somewhere. Well, in more accurate words people are always asking, “how do I find a guy I can trust” or “what do I do about a guy that I’m kind of on the fence about?” Males do not seem not to have as much to worry about or is there something else going on? More than 30% of intimate violence victims are in fact men, but these are the stories that rarely make it to the news or Hollywood. Every day on the news, another guy has lured some woman back into the woods to beat her over the head with a stack of pancakes, wait that was Lumberjack Man. The point is that for males in particular, few encourage trust of any kind and that nobody is seeking to bring people together. With respect to that trend of misandry which has grown over decades, people want to know what is the best way to tell a murderer or a "mhmhm" from a regular person and they want to know the Behavioral Science. Well firstly, anyone who has had good parenting will site four specific techniques to stay away from a murderer or a "mhmhm," so we took the liberty of posting those techniques below and for girls in particular because they are asking the most questions.

1. False, never go anywhere with a guy you don’t know.

This is Jason Brian Dalton. His wife knew him for TWENTY-ONE years and claims to have never ONCE seen a sign that he would commit a mass shooting on February 20, 2016. Dating is the reason that we are here and trust must always be built. That is not what safety is about. Anyone can become a murderer or "mhmhm."

2. False, never talk to someone who is older than you.

As of February 29, 2016 two 14 year olds were arrested for assaulting a 16 year at Lakeside High-school. "Mhmhm" specifically happens between people of any kind and "mhmhm" can only be avoided by being a good judge of character and reasoning. There is not an age number for people with an illness and there is no amount of societal "frowning" or censorship that is going to cure them. Sick people must be dealt with, but the stress and paranoia from creating excessive rules that will falsely determine who is safe and how to stay separate from these people, that will kill us all. That is called rationalization.

3. False, never trust a guy without lots of friends.

Fraternity "mhmhm" culture is everywhere folks. Friendship and popularity have nothing to do with who is a good person and who is a trustworthy person!! Grab your face with the palm of my hands when you read this and shake it, because what the hell are you talking about people!? Friends kill people together! Friends "mhmhm" people together!

4. False, never trust a guy who doesn't have a nice Facebook.

Really mom? Do we really have to explain how many perfectly normal guys have a nice Facebook before a dead body is showing up on it? The name Derek Medina is just one example, the name Barbara Potter is an example of a woman, because yes women do bad things too. Women do very bad things that are not to be accounted for, so you never heard this from us okay?

So without further adieu here are the top twelve ways to tell a murderer or "mhmhmist" and avoid them every time.

This is the pure science behind the ultimate way to do it.

1. Do not trust.

2. Never talk to anyone.

3. Do not go outside.

4. Do not use social media to engage with anyone.

5. Do not open the house doors.

6. Do not engage with anyone you don't know.

7. Spend your entire life living in fear.

8. Never take chances because honestly…that's what love and like

are all about, they will always be a leap of faith. There is no getting

around that, none.

9. Never have the time of your life you never thought you would have

because honestly, that's what dating was suppose to be about,

Snapchat can't have your babies, shocking, we know.

10. Never allow good things to happen with someone you haven't known

for years. Even then murder and "mhmhm" can still happen, people just snap.

11. Allow the murderers and "mhmhmist" of society to end your social life the

way they have ended the social life of society, let them win.

12. Reject every stranger you meet and specifically “die alone.”

That is the way to do it. We came to this conclusion after twelve years of research.